This is a list of phrases bird ownees should get their naughty pets to write on a blackboard a la Bart Simpson. If you could get them to write...
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Use the Babel Fish site to translate this page into an approximation of Chinese, German, Japanese, Korean, French, Italian, Portuguese or Spanish! I say approximation because the results won't be reliable, and may be funnier than the the item being translated. At least you should be able to get the general idea of the content...

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