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This is a list of phrases ferret ownees should get their naughty pets to write on a
blackboard a la Bart Simpson. If you could get them to write...
Send more suggestions to me, Harold Reynolds. Please make sure
that your name is somewhere in your message so that you can be properly credited!
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then there is a problem with your e-mail address that makes my message bounce and I have
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Latest Update: June 9, 2007.
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