The Bad Ferret List (250 kB, 24 pages) is a list of phrases ferret ownees should get their naughty pets to write on a blackboard a la Bart Simpson. If you could get them to write...
Some of the Bad Ferret List is now (Nov 29, 2010) available in Czech as Kodex správné fretky! Many thanks to Ilona Štauberová for her multi-lingual effort!
Send more suggestions to me, Harold Reynolds. Please make sure that your name is somewhere in your message so that you can be properly credited, if you so wish.
Please note that the entire Bad Ferret List is now available as a PDF file,
for your convenience in reading and even printing if you wish. It also makes it
easier for me to add updates as they are sent to me.
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Note that requests to print excerpts in non-profit publications will normally be granted automatically, though I'd still like to hear from you! This list may be used for fundraising purposes by animal shelters, with permission. First posting: February 18, 1997. My copy set up November 18, 1997. Latest Update: June 9, 2007.
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