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This is a list of phrases Guinea Pig and other small furry critter ownees
should get their naughty pets to write on a blackboard a la Bart Simpson. If you
could get them to write...
Send more suggestions to me, Harold
Reynolds. Please make sure that your name is somewhere in your
message so that you can be properly credited!
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someone!
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Please note that the entire Bad Guinea Pig List is now available as a PDF file, for your convenience in reading and even printing if you wish. It also makes it easier for me to add updates as they are sent to me.
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