This is a list of phrases horse ownees should get their naughty masters to write on a blackboard a la Bart Simpson. If you could get them to write...
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Note that requests to print excerpts in non-profit publications will normally be granted automatically, though I'd still like to hear from you! Copyright © 1999 by Harold Reynolds. Title image generated at CoolText.com (a great, free site!).

Note: the original Bad Horse List was maintained by Dr Anne Wright, but it went off-line with no explanation. Attempts to reach her by e-mail failed, so due to popular request I'm initiating a new Bad Horse List. I have rearranged the sections and formatting to be more in accordance with the other Bad Pets lists.
This copy is built from a (probably quite old) copy sent courtesy of Kathy Schriber. It is missing all the original contributors, unfortunately. The Contributors List contains only the people who have sent me contributions since I started the list.

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The Bad Horse List is an idea borrowed from the Bad Kitty List and Bad Dog List. These contributions were compiled from members of the Equine-L listserver, and from e-mail contributions.

This list Copyright 1997, 1998, Ann M. Wright, Ph.D, and 1999 by Harold Reynolds, Ph.D., in Ann's name.

Use the Babel Fish site to translate this page into an approximation of Chinese, German, Japanese, Korean, French, Italian, Portuguese or Spanish! I say approximation because the results won't be reliable, and may be funnier than the the item being translated. At least you should be able to get the general idea of the content...

Please note that the entire Bad Horse List is now available as a PDF file, for your convenience in reading and even printing if you wish. It also makes it easier for me to add updates as they are sent to me.

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