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Date: Wednesday, April 19, 2000
(Some of these are good, but some are really Haiku in name only... HR)
I love my master;
Thus I perfume myself with
This long-rotten squirrel. |
I lie belly-up
In the sunshine, happier than
You ever will be. |
Today I sniffed
Many dog butts-I celebrate
By kissing your face. |
I sound the alarm!
(Paperboy/Mailman Fiend/Meter Reader/Neighbour's cat) -come to kill us all-
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! |
I lift my leg and
Wiz on each bush. Hello, Boss -
Sniff this and weep |
How do I love thee?
The ways are numberless as
My hairs on the rug. |
My human is home!
I am so ecstatic I have
Made a puddle |
I hate my choke chain -
Look, world, they strangle me! Ack
Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack! |
Sleeping here, my chin
On your foot - no greater bliss - well,
Maybe catching rats |
Look in my eyes and
Deny it. No human could
Love you as much I do |
The cat is not all
Bad-she fills the litter box
With Tootsie Rolls |
Dig under fence-why?
Because it's there. Because it's
There. Because it's there. |
I am your best friend,
Now, always, and especially
When you are eating. |
My owners' mood is
Romantic-I lie near their
Feet. I fart a big one. |
From Mike ("Mad Dog"), May 30, 2002
My puppy sleeps near
I don't have to look around
his gas reminds me |
Jackies are spazzes
Their whole life revolves around
THROW THE BALL TO ME! |
My dog eats my house
My curtains were her dinner
Please pass on dessert | . |
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