The Canonical List of Punny Book Titles

Compiled by Harold Reynolds.

Below are listed a large number of book title puns, sorted according to author's last name. Please send suggestions to the above address. Many of these are pretty lame, so if you have any improvements, send them along! Those given to me may be altered to some degree to, IMHO, "improve" them, but all submissions will be duly credited. Please try to keep them relatively "clean"--"Mystery in the Barnyard" by Hu Flung Dung is about as far as I'm willing to go.

Feel free to inflict the list on your friends, but like others, I like to be credited for the work I did to assemble this list.

Many thanks to John Gregory, who provided more than half of the entries from his collection of related puns. He practically owns it!

This list has had a major infusion of names which begin with 2 initials, based on a joint effort between John Gregory and myself. To better present the names which are being punned on, the list has been reorganized in alphabetical order of the first names and initials.

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A

  1. Sound as a Bell: A. Clanger p
  2. My Boring Career: A. Driller p
  3. Dull Pain: A. King A
  4. The Unknown Rodent: A. Nonny Mouse
  5. The Frozen South: A. Winterbottom p
  6. Drink No More!: A. A. Member JG
  7. Ouch!: A. B. Stung
  8. Electrical Wiring Made Easy: A. C. Deesey JG
  9. In Year One: A. D. Calendar JG
  10. Vowel Promissory Notes : A. E. I. O'You
  11. Robotics Handbook: A. I. Expert JG
  12. Singing Without An Orchestra: A. K. Pella JG
  13. Morning Radio: A. M. Effem JG
  14. Roger Wilco: A. O. Kaye JG
  15. Bee Stings Are in the Hand of the Bee Holder: A. P. Airy JG
  16. Let's Play Billiards: A. Q. Ball JG
  17. The Old Codger: A. T. Yearsold JG
  18. How To Get Attention: A. U. Overthere JG
  19. Bird Brains: A. V. Airy JG
  20. Who Cares?: A. Y. Nott JG
  21. Summer in the South: A. Z. Hot-Humid JG
  22. Rhythm & Blues for Wasps: Aaron Bee
  23. One Hundred Years Old: Abbie Birthday JG
  24. Say The Magic Word: Abby Cadabra JG
  25. My Career As A Clown: Abe Ozo JG
  26. Drafted!: Abel Boddeed JG
  27. I Want to Help: Abel N. Willin a
  28. Self Denial Made Easy: Abner Gation JG
  29. I'm not a Mutant: Abner Mallety JG
  30. Nuclear Explosives: Adam Baum o
  31. Ambulance Driving: Adam Muhway JG
  32. I Love Mathematics: Adam Up
  33. Why I Fart: Aida Burrito
  34. Cry Wolf: Al Armist 6
  35. Sea Birds: Al Batross 6
  36. Cooking Spaghetti: Al Dente
  37. Oh What A Relief It Is: Al Kaseltzer JG
  38. New Mexico Tour Book: Albie Kerky JG
  39. Held Hostage by Italian Terrorists!: Aldo Anything JG
  40. It's a Shocker: Alec Tricity
  41. Outdoor Activities: Alf Resco 6
  42. Acrophobia Explained: Alfredo Heights JG
  43. Crocodile Dundee: Ali Gator
  44. Soak Your Ex-Husband: Ali Money 6
  45. Land of Plenty: Alison Ann Moore s
  46. Is that it?: Annie Moore A
  47. Lewis Carroll: Alison Wonderland JG
  48. And the Other People: Allan Sundry
  1. I Love You!: Alma Hart
  2. Funny Astronomy Texts: Alma Jest
  3. I Wuz Robbed!: Alma Money JG
  4. Dirty Harry is... : Amanda B. Reckondwith z
  5. Not a Guitar!: Amanda Lin e
  6. What is dinner?: Amelia Eatte
  7. Not Very Expensive: Amir Pittance JG
  8. My Life With Annette: Amos Kateer JG
  9. Mountain Climbing: Andover Hand
  10. Maritime Disasters: Andrea Doria
  11. Artificial Weightlessness: Andy Gravity
  12. Theft and Robbery: Andy Tover 4
  13. Snorting My Way To Heaven: Angel Dust JG
  14. The Irish Heart Surgeon: Angie O'Plasty JG
  15. The Perils Of Drug Addiction: Anita Fixx JG
  16. Unemployed: Anita Job b
  17. I Like Fish: Ann Chovie
  18. Pain Relief: Ann L. Gesick 6
  19. Keeping Old Furniture Looking Good: Ann Teak n
  20. Animal Illnesses: Ann Thrax 3
  21. Unwanted Babies: Anna Bortion 8
  22. Snakes of the World: Anna Conda
  23. Modern Tree Watches: Anna Log
  24. Eating Disorders: Anna Rexia JG
  25. I Shoot Arrows: Anne Archer
  26. Robots: Anne Droid
  27. Pull Yourself Together!: Annette Curtain f
  28. Masterpieces Of Fox TV: Annette Work JG
  29. Home Alone III, The Sequel: Annie Buddyhome JG
  30. Uncle Buck: Ant Lerz
  31. Bit on the Leg: Anton Marnie s
  32. May Flowers: April Showers
  33. Where to Find Islands: Archie Pelago
  34. Keep it Clean!: Armand Hammer
  35. Modern Music: Arun Bee C
  36. The Bird Collection: Arnie Thologie i
  37. Misunderstood: Art Tistic JG
  38. It's a Fake!: Artie Fishul C
  39. The Empty Cookie Jar: Arthur Anymore u
  40. Inflammation, Please!: Arthur Itis JG
  41. Vegetable Arrangements: Arty Choke p
  42. Turkish Minerals: Asa Miner l
  43. Light Brown Hair: Audrey Mauve Jeannie s
  44. How to Annoy: Aunt Agonize
  45. Life Before The Civil War: Aunty Bellum JG
  46. What the Butler Saw: Ava Nutherluk u
  47. The Paper Route: Avery Daye JG
  48. Car Repairs: Axel Grease JG
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B

  1. How to Make Honey: B. A. Beaman p
  2. Red Vegetables: B. Troot 6
  3. Good for a Placemat: B. A. Degree JG
  4. Who Killed Cock Robin: B. B. Gunn JG
  5. Prehistoric Finds: B. C. Calendar JG
  6. Training for the Olympics: B. D. Best JG
  7. The Disco Craze: B. G. Singers JG
  8. Golfer's Sandwich: B. L. Tee JG
  9. The Bedpan Patrol: B. M. Routine JG
  10. Not a Moment to Spare: B. N. Time JG
  11. Why Do People Avoid Me?: B. O. Problem JG
  12. The Art of Trading: B. R. Gain C
  13. How to Lie and Get Away With It: B. S. Artist JG
  14. Handbook of Great Art: B. U. Teeful JG
  15. How to Go Broke Fast: B. X. Travagant JG
  16. Keep Out!: Barb Dwyer JG
  17. Songs For Children: Barbara Blacksheep JG
  18. Outdoor Cookery: Barbie Cue JG
  19. Drink this Before the X-Ray: Barry Um
  20. Guide To Mixology: Bart Ender JG
  21. The Criminals Of Watergate: Barton Mee JG
  22. Kindergarten Kop II: Bea Hayve JG
  23. Archery: Beau N. Arrow b
  1. Ringing Wet: Belinda Water A
  2. Rich People: Belle Yenere i
  3. Good Works: Ben Evolent 6
  4. I Love Wills: Benny Fishery
  5. The Pullman Sleeper: Bertha Buv JG
  6. Lotsa Luck: Bess Twishes JG
  7. Uninteresting Road Signs: Bill Bored
  8. Houses, Offices, and Apartments: Bill Ding
  9. Where to Put Your Money: Bill Fold k
  10. House Construction: Bill Jerome Holme 6
  11. How to Maintain Good Credit: Bill Zarpaid D
  12. I'm in Debt: Bill Zardeux D
  13. Monkey Shines: Bob Boone
  14. Things To Do At Parties: Bob Frapples JG
  15. Teenagers Of The '50's: Bobbie Sox JG
  16. I Hate Fighting: Boris Hell
  17. The Last Roundup: Brandon Irons JG
  18. Smart Beer Making: Bud Wiser
  19. Prevent Drowning: Buddy System JG
  20. The Smorgasbord: Buffy Dinner JG
  21. Smash His Lobster!: Buster Crabbe
  22. Trim Those Sideburns Too?: Buzz Cutt JG
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C

  1. Nitpicker's Guide to Star Trek: C. A. Flaw JG
  2. That's a Ten-Four, Good Buddy: C. B. Radio JG
  3. Rock Music of the 60's: C. C. Rider JG
  4. Naval Recruitment Slogans: C. D. World JG
  5. Look, Up In The Sky!: C. H. Etplane JG
  6. Perfect Agreement: C. I. Tu'Ai JG
  7. The Peeping Tom: C. K. Undress JG
  8. Marine Mammal Communication: C. L. Barking
  9. The Dog Track: C. M. Run JG
  10. XYZ: C. My Willie q
  11. The Coast Is Clear: C. N. Eebuddy JG
  12. Causing the Greenhouse Effect: C. O. Too JG
  13. Lifesaving Techniques: C. P. Arr JG
  14. Echinoderms: C. Q. Cumber and C. Lily w
  15. The Strip Joint: C. R. Boddies JG
  16. The Nerd: C. S. Major JG
  17. Toodleeoo, Dear: C. U. Soon JG
  18. Superman's Vision: C. X. Rayz JG
  19. The End That Justifies the Means: C. Y. Eyedidit JG
  20. Joe Wins at a Track Meet: C. Howie Runns m
  21. French Cheeses: Cam M. Bert
  22. The Music Of Sammy Davis Jr.: Candy Mann JG
  23. Feelings: Cara Lott JG
  24. Ecclesiastical Infractions: Cardinal Sin
  25. How To Tune Up Your Auto: Carl Humm JG
  26. Dinner's Ready!: Carmen Gettit A
  27. Meat Eaters: Carney Vore JG
  28. Too Drunk to Walk: Carrie Mee-Ohm A
  29. Singing Solo: Carrie O'Kee B
  30. Life In The Sorority House: Carrie Onn JG
  31. Handsome, Charming, and... : Cary Smattic JG
  32. Boy Scout's Handbook: Casey Needzit JG
  33. We Take Credit Cards, But...: Cassius Better I
  1. Jewish Egotists: Chaim Wonderful
  2. Obscure Cooking Aids: Che Fingdish JG
  3. Equine Leg Cramps: Charlie Horse
  4. Sofa so Good: Chester Field
  5. Classic Groceries: Chopin Liszt l
  6. The Greasy Spoon: Chris Coe JG
  7. Perfect Cooking: Chris P. Bacon A
  8. Mineralogy for Giants: Chris Tall
  9. What's For Dinner?: Chuck Roast JG
  10. Prayers For Children: Cindy Skool JG
  11. I Read You Like A Book: Claire Voyant JG
  12. Explaining it Better: Clara Fie
  13. Back Row Of The Orchestra: Clara Nett JG
  14. Shoes For Farm And Ranch: Claude Hopper JG
  15. Destructive Cats: Claude Sofa
  16. Bobcat Under the Bleachers: Claude BottomsF
  17. The Lion Attacked: Claudia Armoff
  18. House Plants: Clay Potts JG
  19. Shaky Knees: Cliff Diver JG
  20. Boring Midwestern Cities: Cole Lumbus JG
  21. Take a Break!: Colin Sick
  22. Military Fast: Colonel O'Corn l
  23. Pentagon Press Release: Colonel O'Truth and Lotta Lies l
  24. The Sheet She Wore to the Party: Connie Stoga JG
  25. East Coast Universities: Cora Layshun
  26. East Coast Universities: Cora Nell l
  27. Flogging in the Army: Corporal Punishment
  28. Fortune Telling: Crystal Ball JG
  29. Paintings with Vegetables: Currier Endives
  30. Interior Decorating: Curt Enrod JG
  31. Nuts about You!: Cy Cosis
  32. Exercise on Wheels: Cy Kling
  33. Wooden Percussion: Cy L'Phone A
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D

  1. Solving Crimes: D. Tective
  2. Perry Mason's Last Case: D. A. Zoffuss JG
  3. The Senator: D. C. Resident JG
  4. Banned Pesticides: D. D. Tee
  5. I Swing for the Pitcher: D. H. Batter
  6. What I Dance To: D. J. Music
  7. Garlic Gone Bad: D. K. Stinky
  8. The World's Last Days: D. N. Izneer
  9. Didn't Make it to the Hospital: D. O. Way
  10. I Scream, You Scream...: D. Q. Restaurant JG
  11. The Drawbacks of Strong Drink: D. T. Sufferer JG
  12. I Got a New Car: D. U. Care
  13. How Sweet It Is: D. X. Stacy JG
  14. I Keep Falling Down: D. Z. Person
  15. We're All Flakes: Dan Druff JG
  16. Shhh!: Danielle Soloud JG
  17. Indiana Jones' Adventures: Darrin Rescue JG
  18. Tape Another Channel: David E. O. Recorder A
  19. Great Tennis Matches: Davis Skupp JG
  1. A Boxing Cornerman's Story: Dawson DeTowel JG
  2. Fixing Computer Programs: Dee Bugger JG
  3. The Realm of the Dead: Dee Seized C
  4. The Twelfth Month: Dee Sember JG
  5. Make Up Your Mind: Dee Side A
  6. Racketeering: Dennis Court
  7. Suntanned Legs: Denise R BrownG
  8. Baby Mess-Trappers: Di Perrs A
  9. Webster's Words: Dick Shunnary 3
  10. Tyrant of the Potatoes: Dick Tater
  11. Fistfights: Donny Brooke JG
  12. Come on in!: Doris Open
  13. Life Six Feet Under: Doug Graves JG
  14. En Garde!: Drew Blood JG
  15. Poisonous Plants: Dudley Nightshade JG
  16. I Like Coffee: Duncan Doughnuts
  17. Housework: Dustin Cook n
  18. Highway Travel: Dusty Rhodes
  19. Plumb Good: Dwayne Pipe JG
  20. Where's the Water?: Dwayne Dwight Out
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E

  1. A Great Plenty: E. Nuff
  2. Cheer for Your Team!: E. A. Hoo
  3. Hard Cheese!: E. Dam A
  4. How to Handle Nitroglycerine: E. C. Duzzit JG
  5. Circuit Analysis: E. E. Major JG
  6. Amazing Alphabet!: E. F. Gee
  7. Old Macdonald's Farm: E. I. Eeyioh JG
  8. Rodent in the House!: E. K. Mouse
  9. Ambition and Failure: E. Peter. DoubtE
  10. Science Fiction Stories: E. T. Fonehome JG
  11. How to be a Con Artist: E. Z. Money JG
  12. Christmas Dinner is Over at Last: Ed Anuff A
  13. Revising my Work: Eddie Torr
  14. And so on and so forth: Ed Nauseum x
  15. I Lost My Balance: Eileen Dover and Phil Down
  1. Fat Lady In The Sideshow: Ellie Funt JG
  2. How to Draw: Ellis Strait n
  3. Confessions Of A Gold Digger: Emile Ticket JG
  4. I'm Scared!: Emma Fraid JG
  5. Columbus, Vespucci, And Me: Enzo DiUrth JG
  6. Why Tires aren't Flat: Erin Side
  7. Employment Handbook: Ernie Living JG
  8. She Saw Him: Esau Her E
  9. I Like Liquor: Ethel Alcohol
  10. Turtle Racing: Eubie Quick
  11. Prepare To Meet Your Maker: Eva DeStruction JG
  12. Assault with Battery: Eva Ready
  13. Jello Proselytizing: Evan Jellist
  14. Boiled Dry: Eve Aporate A
  15. Pull with All You've Got!: Eve Ho
  16. Fastest Gun In The West: Everett DeReady JG
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F

  1. Investigating Optometrists: F. B. Eye
  2. Easy Listening: F. M. Radio JG
  3. Put Some Fizz Back In Your Life: F. R. Vessant JG
  4. Clever Replies: F. U. Two
  5. 100 Pounds: F. V. Load
  6. Animal Scents: Farrah Mones JG
  7. Not Near: Farrah Way
  8. Look Younger: Fay Slift JG
  1. Raising Flowers By Hand: Flo Wrist JG
  2. Rangers In The Night: Forrest Fyar JG
  3. French Overpopulation: Francis Crowded
  4. Hot Dog!: Frank Furter
  5. To be Honest: Frank Lee a
  6. I Say So!: Frank O. Pinion 2
  7. The Great Escape: Freida Convict
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G

  1. Golly Gosh!: G. Whiz
  2. Bringing Good Things To Life: G. E. Appliances JG
  3. College for Soldiers: G. I. Bill JG
  4. Lousy American Cars: G. M. Clunker
  5. Republican Eliminations: G. O. Pee
  6. On The Cover: G. Q. Model JG
  7. Come On Mom, Pleeeeease?: G. Y. Nott JG
  8. I Hate Monday Mornings: Gaetan Upp
  9. Strong Winds: Gail Force JG
  10. Mensa Man: Gene Yuss
  11. Army Jokes: General Hillary Tee E
  12. How to be a Vague Soldier: General Lee A
  13. Gone With The Wind: George Uh JG
  14. Try, Try Again: Getty Trite s
  1. I Wuz Framed!: Gil Tee JG
  2. Soda Pop History: Ginger Aile a
  3. Hiya Fella: Gladys Eeya JG
  4. I Hate the Sun: Gladys Knight
  5. Scottish Kilt Patterns: Glen Pladd JG
  6. We Do Theft Cases: Grabbitt & Run A
  7. The National Science Foundation: Grant Money JG
  8. Genie in a Bottle: Grant Wishes
  9. Put'er There, Pal!: Greg Garious JG
  10. Stomach Flu: Gretchen Barf
  11. Lawyers of Suffering: Grin and Barrett
  12. The World's Best Recipes: Gus Tatorial JG
  13. Laid Off!: Gwen Home JG
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H

  1. Model Train Fanatics: H. O. Scale
  2. The Good Breakfast: Hammond Deggs JG
  3. Jewish Holidays: Hannah Kuhh JG
  4. Lazy Employees: Hans Doolittle o
  5. The German Bank Robbery: Hans Zupp JG
  6. Get Moving, Slowpoke!: Harriet Upp
  7. Rapunzel, Rapunzel!: Harris Long
  8. Toupee Embarrassment: Harrison Backwards
  9. The Beach Bully: Harry Ayp JG
  10. At The Bottom Of The Can: Hazel Nutt JG
  11. Gangway!: Hedda Steam JG
  12. Cab Calloway's Garden: Heidi Ho JG
  13. I Lived in Detroit: Helen Earth
  14. Where the World is Going: Helena Handbasket
  15. In The Trenches: Helmut Wearer JG
  16. Greek Unbeliever!: Hera Tick d
  17. A Bestiary of Plant Eaters: Herb Avore JG
  18. His Girl Thursday: Herman Friday
  1. Hunger In America: Heywood Jafeedme JG
  2. Funny Women: Hillary Uss
  3. Human Resources Manager: Hiram N. Firem JG
  4. Stunned Over Christmas: Holly Daze
  5. Tinseltown Tales: Holly Wood JG
  6. Poetry in Baseball: Homer
  7. Who Killed Cock Robin?: Howard I. Know
  8. I'm Fine: Howard Yu 2
  9. Chinese Apathy: Hu Cares
  10. Mystery in the Barnyard: Hu Flung Dung
  11. I Laugh at the Gods!: Hugh Briss
  12. Big Fart!: Hugh Jass
  13. Lots of Excitement: Hugh N. Cry
  14. Greeting Sheep Strangers: Hugh R. Ewe a
  15. Parachuting: Hugo First
  16. Midnight Patrol: Hugo Sair A
  17. No Camels Here!: Humphrey Zoo
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I

  1. Computer Programming Made Easy: I. B. Emm JG
  2. Hazardous Driving: I. C. Rhodes JG
  3. I Lost at Hide-And-Seek: I. C. U. Hiding A
  4. Well, I Never!: I. D. Claire JG
  5. I'm Not Getting Older, I'm Getting Better!: I. H. Tenyears JG
  6. How To Talk Good: I. I. Stutter JG
  7. Minor Infractions: I. J. Walk JG
  8. The Myth of the Mafia: I. L. Killya JG
  9. The Excitement of Trees: I. M. Board 3
  10. Loan Sharking Made Easy: I. O. Yew JG
  11. An Anthology of Children's Humor: I. P. Dailey JG
  12. Rusty Bedsprings: I. P. Nightly m
  13. Mental Giants: I. Q. Test JG
  14. Hand It All Over!: I. R. Ess JG
  15. Desert Crossing: I. Rhoda Camel
  16. Fore!: I. T. Off
  17. Contraception: I. U. Dee JG
  18. Expensive Universities: I. V. League JG
  19. High Stakes Poker Tactics: I. W. Betts JG
  20. Teach Me!: I. Wanda Know
  1. Bugs Beware!: I. X. Terminate
  2. Balancing Act: I. Y. Yerr JG
  3. The Garden State: Ida Hoe JG
  4. Let's Do it Now!: Igor Beaver
  5. Take This Job And Shove It: Ike Witt JG
  6. I'm Someone Else: Ima Nonymous
  7. The Phillipine Post Office: Imelda Letter JG
  8. Fred Can Philosophize!: Immanuel Kant
  9. No More Circuit Breakers!: Ira Fuse
  10. Cloning: Irma Dubble II
  11. What I Took: Irv Erginity JG
  12. In the Arctic Ocean: Isa Berg
  13. I Hit the Wall: Isadore There
  14. Why We Fall in Winter: Isis Slippery
  15. I Didn't Do It!: Ivan Alibi
  16. Mosquito Bites: Ivan Itch
  17. Russian Tennis Shoes: Ivan Odor l
  18. My Seventh Husband: Ivana Newhouse JG
  19. Amnesia on Demand: Ivor Gett E
  20. Cheating on His Wife: Izzy Backyet JG
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J

  1. Can't Fence Me In!: J. L. Breaker JG
  2. A Critique of Ian Fleming: J. M. Spond JG
  3. Candle-Vaulting: Jack B. Nimble
  4. Fingerplay: Jacob Sladder JG
  5. Split Personalities: Jacqueline Hyde JG
  6. Don't Do Anything Rash: Jacques Itch JG
  7. Athletic Supporter: Jacques Strap l
  8. The Dead Of Winter: Jan Yuary JG
  9. How to Clean Up Birdwatching: Janet Oriole JG
  10. Renowned Chefs: Janice Cooks w
  11. Not Bogged Down In Reality: Jason Rainbows JG
  12. What Makes Airplanes Go: Jeff Fuel JG
  13. Hockey for Grandparents: Jerry Hattrick s
  14. I Can Fix It: Jerry Rigg JG
  15. The Source of Electricity: Jenny Rator A
  16. I Beat Bobby Fischer: Jess Player JG
  17. Birdwatching for Beginners: Jesse the ParrotE
  18. From the Great White North: Jessica Nadian JG
  19. Party On, Dude: Jill Out JG
  20. The Scent Of A Man: Jim Nasium JG
  1. Flips and Tumbles: Jim Nastics g
  2. The Monkey Cage: Jim Panzee JG
  3. How to Break In: Jimmy De Lock JG
  4. Those Funny Dogs: Joe Kur
  5. How To Make Cornmeal Pancakes: Johnny Cake JG
  6. Star Spangled Barrio: Jose Canusee JG
  7. The Hitchhiker: Juan Nalift JG
  8. Two Thousand Pounds!: Juan Ton
  9. Personal Tutoring: Juan Touwan A
  10. The Friendly Bartender: Juana Beer s
  11. The Chuck Berry Story: Judy Frudy JG
  12. Life is a Trial: Judd Gement JG
  13. I Work with Diamonds: Jules Sparkle
  14. Options Trading: June Gold JG
  15. Look Ma, No Thumbs!: Justice Fingers A
  16. I Need Insurance: Justin Case
  17. Almost Missed the Bus: Justin Time
  18. Poultry Farmers: Justus Chickens JG
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K

  1. When Baseball Heros Strike Out: K. C. Atbatt
  2. Nothing to Chirp About: K. D. Didd JG
  3. How to Reply without Committing Yourself: K. G. Answer
  4. Bigots of America: K. K. Kaye
  5. How to Go Dutch on a Plane: K. L. Emm
  6. Hot Stuff!: K. N. Pepper
  7. I Coulda Been A Contender: K. O. Boxer JG
  8. A Thousand Potatoes Yet To Go: K. P. Dooty JG
  9. Working in a Nursing Home: K. R. Giver
  10. The Day All Heck Broke Loose: K. T. Bardedoor JG
  11. Slip-Slidin' Away: K. Y. Jellee JG
  12. The LA Lakers' Breakfast: Kareem O'Wheat JG
  13. Chirpin' and Jumpin': Katie Didd JG
  1. After The Corned Beef And Cabbage: Kay O'Pectate JG
  2. Measles Collision!: Kay Rash
  3. Nuclear Power Bafflement: Ken Fusion JG
  4. Ex-Presidential Retreat: Kenny Bunkport JG
  5. A Stuntman To The End: Kenny Doitt JG
  6. Woulda Been A Great Shortstop: Kent Hitt JG
  7. Breaking the Law: Kermit A. Krime
  8. Don't Let Me Stop You: Kerry Onn A
  9. Yoko's Robe: Kim Ono JG
  10. A Whole Lot of Cats: Kitt N. Caboodle
  11. The Economy is Recovering!: Knott Quite l
  12. Pressure Relief: Korsetsov p
  13. No: Kurt Reply JG
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L

  1. Southern California Pachyderms: L. A. Funt
  2. The Terminator: L. B. Back
  3. Tennis Consequences: L. Bow-Payne C
  4. History of Borden's Dairy Products: L. C. DeCow JG
  5. Illicit Sea Bird Activities: L. E. Gull
  6. Who Ate All the Cookies?: L. F. Eyeno
  7. If I Had The Chance: L. I. Wood JG
  8. The Role of the Hit Man: L. M. Innate
  9. Whose Face Can Launch 1000 Ships?: L. N. OTroy JG
  10. New In Town?: L. O. Saylor JG
  11. What Music Used to Be On: L. P. Record
  12. The Last Frontier: L. S. Kah JG
  13. I Don't Believe This!: L. U. Say
  14. Anything on a Dare: L. Y. Nott JG
  15. Here's Pus In Your Eye: Lance Boyle JG
  16. Honest Citizen: Laura Byder A
  17. Crackdown: Lauren Order JG
  18. Nobel Prize Cannibals: Laurie Ate JG
  19. Music of the Sea: Lawrence Whelk
  20. Tight Situation: Leah Tard JG
  21. More Mindless Violence: Lee Fullweapon A
  22. You Drip!: Lee K. Fawcette b
  23. The Palace Roof has a Hole: Lee King
  24. Nordic Groundskeepers: Leif Raker JG
  1. The Shrinking Society: Les Ismoor JG
  2. Bad Investment: Les Riches j
  3. James Fenimore Cooper: Lester Moe Hickens s
  4. Jewish Mysticism: Lev Itation l
  5. Joys of Cowardice: Lily Livard JG
  6. Volunteer's Guidebook: Linda Hand JG
  7. Meals On Safari: Lionel Eecha JG
  8. Hertz, Don't It?: Lisa Carr JG
  9. Italian Delicacies: Liz Onya JG
  10. I Love Fractions: Lois C. Denominator
  11. How to Cut Grass: Lon Moore n
  12. Scots in the Desert: Lorna Dune
  13. Punk Rock Rulez!: Lotta Noyze JG
  14. Good Housekeeping: Lotta Dust
  15. Mardi Gras Time: Lou Isiana JG
  16. Tear Up Those Betting Slips: Lou Zerr JG
  17. The Ham Radio Primer: Loudon Clear JG
  18. He's Contagious!: Lucas Measles
  19. Fallen Underwear: Lucy Lastic JG
  20. Tabletop Occultism: Luigi Board
  21. Danger!: Luke Out
  22. Not So Hot: Luke Warm JG
  23. Irish Flooring: Lynn O'Leum
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M

  1. Now I'm in Business!: M. B. Yay
  2. How to Address an Audience: M. C. Speaker
  3. What's Up, Doc?: M. D. Degree JG
  4. Great Television Shows: M. E. Awards JG
  5. British Sports Cars: M. G. Auto
  6. On Her Majesty's Secret Service: M. I. Five
  7. Perverted Mushrooms: M. Morel
  8. How to Become Famous: M. N. Ent JG
  9. The Musical World of Walt Disney: M. O. Yewessee JG
  10. Enforcing Discipline in the Army: M. P. Copps
  11. Kingdom of the Flames: M. Pyre C
  12. They're Not Cows: M. R. Horses JG
  13. How to Slow Down your Computer: M. S. Windoze
  14. Why Cars Stop: M. T. Tank
  15. Do as I Do, Not as I Say: M. U. Late JG
  16. Makeup for Thin People: Mabel Leen B
  17. You're So Sweet: Mable Syrup JG
  18. Italian Cooking: Mac Aroni p
  19. Round the World: Madge Ellen 7
  20. It's All In Your Head: Madge Ination JG
  21. Shamans and Witch Doctors: Madison Menn
  22. I Was a Cloakroom Attendant: Mahatma Coate 1
  23. Military Defeats: Major Disaster and General Mayhem
  24. I'm not a happy camper!: Malcolm Tent
  25. I Like Weeding Gardens: Manuel Labour
  26. Personal Best: Marco DeStinction JG
  27. The Truancy Problem: Marcus Absent JG
  28. Kangaroo Illnesses: Marcus Wallaby, M.D.
  29. Ship Mysteries: Marie Celeste
  30. Where to park your boat: Marina Dock
  31. Repent At Leisure: Marion Hayste JG
  32. Scuffed Floors: Mark Tupp JG
  33. Care For A Chop?: Marsha Larts JG
  34. Military Rule: Marshall Law
  35. Quips For The Young At Heart: Marty Pants JG
  36. Happy New Year!: Mary Christmas
  37. Nice Hotels: Mary Ott i
  1. I Love Bullfighting: Matt Adore JG
  2. Fire Me Up!: Matt Chez t
  3. Home Decorating: Matt Emulsion v
  4. Scandinavian Photography: Matt Finnish JG
  5. Very Precise: Matt Iculous A
  6. Weepy Movie: Maud Lynn Story
  7. The TV News Anchorman: Maury Ports JG
  8. More for Your Money: Max Amize 3
  9. Pilgrim Settlers: May Flower JG
  10. Continental Recipes :May O'Nez C
  11. Riel Ambush!: May T. Surprise
  12. Computer Memories: Meg Abight 7
  13. It Won't Work!: Mel Function JG
  14. Irish Soap Operas: Mel O'Drama A
  15. Caught in a Cyclone: Mel Strom s
  16. Specialty Winemaker: Merle O. Vintner
  17. Overcoming Nervousness On Radio: Mike Fright JG
  18. Geez, It's Hot!: Mike Hammeldyed j
  19. Clothes for Germ Kings: Mike Robes
  20. Daddy are We There Yet?: Miles Away
  21. When's The Revolution?: Millie Tant JG
  22. Decorating your Mousehole: Minnie Blinds l
  23. Many Are Cold, But Few Are Frozen: Minnie Sota JG
  24. Long Walk: Miss D. Bus j
  25. Errors and Accidents: Miss Takes and Miss Haps
  26. Car Capital Of The World: Mitch Egan JG
  27. Ohh, the Pain, the Pain!: Moe N. Groan
  28. Cut the Grass!: Moe Lawn
  29. The Porn Queen: Mona Lott JG
  30. Gambling: Monty Carlos
  31. Mexican Revenge: Monty Zuma
  32. No More Rifles!: Morgan Control JG
  33. I Love Crowds: Morris Merrier
  34. Cut the Grass!: Moses Lawn b
  35. Wouldn't You Know It: Murphy Slaw JG
  36. French Cars: Myra Neault k
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N

  1. I Disagree With That!: N. A. Sayer
  2. History of Professional Basketball: N. B. Yay JG
  3. College Basketball in the South: N. C. State JG
  4. The Hoosier State: N. D. Anna JG
  5. I'm Not Choosy: N. E. Buddy JG
  6. History of Professional Football: N. F. Ell JG
  7. Medical Procedures: N. G. OGram JG
  8. Unsolved Mysteries: N. Igma 5
  9. Pain Killers: N. L. Gesic JG
  10. Have Fun at the Hospital!: N. M. Uhh JG
  11. Book Puns are a Nuisance: N. O. Ying JG
  12. You're Welcome: N. Q. Verymuch
  13. Everyone Needs a Gun!: N. R. Ray
  14. Hypnotism: N. Tranced
  15. Slam Dunk Champions: N. U. Face JG
  1. The Grass Is Always Greener: N. V. Uss JG
  2. Noise is Forbidden!: Nada Loud
  3. East Coast Resorts: Nan Tuckett JG
  4. American College Athletics: Nancy Dubblelay JG
  5. The Spiritual Life: Ned Itation l
  6. Ready for Knighthood: Neil Downe JG
  7. Smoker's Cough: Nick O'Teen JG
  8. It's a Holdup!: Nick R. Elastic
  9. Dull Razor: Nick Shaving JG
  10. Political Correctness: Noah Fence s
  11. My Lost Causes: Noah Veil
  12. The Great Flood: Noah Zark JG
  13. I'm an Atheist: Noel Noheaven
  14. Neither a Borrower: Nora Lender Bee
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O

  1. Overweight Vegetables: O. Beets
  2. I'm Always Hungry: O. B. City JG
  3. Bad Trips: O. D. Ondope
  4. The Errant Sledgehammer: O. G. Datturts JG
  5. The White Flag: O. I. Givupp JG
  6. Better Than Concentrate: O. J. Squeezer JG
  7. The Good Employee: O. K. Boss JG
  8. I Dropped the Hammer: O. L. Myfoot
  9. First Aid for Kids: O. O. Owie JG
  10. Health Food Cereal: O. T. Brann
  11. Slang from the Roaring Twenties: O. U. Kidd JG
  12. You're Being Audited!: O. Y. Mee JG
  13. Swedish Perfumeries: Ole Factory l
  1. The Peace Mission: Olive Branch JG
  2. Without Warning: Oliver Sudden
  3. Handel's Messiah: Ollie Luyah JG
  4. Surprised!: Omar Gosh
  5. The Empath: Ophelia Sadness JG
  6. Season Tickets: Oprah Maven l
  7. Singin' and Shakin': Oprah Tic Tenor l
  8. Life Before Cars: Orson Buggy JG
  9. Pain in My Body: Otis Leghurts
  10. I Must Fix the Car!: Otto Doit
  11. The Industrial Revolution: Otto Mattick
  12. He Disappeared!: Otto Sight
  13. Money Management: Owen Cash o
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P Q

  1. And Now the Following Announcements: P. A. System
  2. Favourite Sandwiches: P. B. Enjam JG
  3. Cheaper than IBM: P. C. Clone l
  4. Do It Now!: P. D. Cue JG
  5. Get In Shape!: P. E. Class JG
  6. No Children Please!: P. G. Thirteen
  7. We Solve Mysteries: P. I. Detective
  8. Favorite Sleepwear: P. J. Bottoms JG
  9. Light My Fire!: P. K. Power (PK=Pyrokinesis)
  10. First Step to French Fries: P. L. Potatoes
  11. How to Take Afternoon Naps: P. M. Snooze
  12. Tickling the Ivories: P. N. Noe JG
  13. The Urinalysis: P. P. Inacupp JG
  14. Eccentrics I Have Known: P. Q. Lyirr JG
  15. How to Deal with the Media: P. R. Department JG
  16. Early History of the Beatles: P. S. Iluvya JG
  17. Ships of the Navy: P. T. Bote JG
  18. Encounter with a Skunk: P. U. Reek JG
  19. What Makes Army People Sick: P. X. Food
  20. Skunks in the Shrubbery: P. Yew
  21. How to Read a Book: Paige Turner n
  22. The Hidden Surprise: Pam Perz JG
  23. Preaching to Hell's Angels: Pastor Redlight 1
  24. What's Your Invention?: Pat Tent JG
  25. Green Lawn Chairs: Patty O'Furniture JG
  26. Grave Mistakes: Paul Bearer
  27. Foot Problems of Big Lumberjacks: Paul Bunion
  28. Tug of War: Paul Hard
  29. Maritime Rules: Paula See i
  30. The Lady Pirate: Peg Legg JG
  31. Save Your Money!: Peggy Bank
  32. The Miracle Drug: Penny Cillin JG
  1. Girl On a Budget: Penny Pincher k
  2. Herbally Yours: Penny Royal w
  3. Mexican/Italian Food: Pepe Roney JG
  4. Oppression of the Masses: Percy Kyution A
  5. The Candy Store: Pepper Mintz JG
  6. Stop Harassing Me!: Percy Kueshun JG
  7. Irish Dentistry: Perry O'Dontal JG
  8. Events In The Soviet Union: Perry Stroika JG
  9. The Bog: Pete Maas JG
  10. In Farmer MacGregor's Garden: Peter Abbott JG
  11. Markings in the Sand: Peter Dragon
  12. Slowly Fades: Peter Out A
  13. Home of the Liberty Bell: Phil A. Delphia l
  14. The History Of Exxon: Phil Errup JG
  15. All About Orchestras: Phil Harmonic
  16. Exotic Irish Plants: Phil O'Dendron
  17. The Polarization Process: Phil Terrout A
  18. Hollywood Gossip: Phyllis Zinn JG
  19. Artificial Clothing: Polly Ester
  20. Laughing In The White House: Polly Tickle
  21. How to Cook a Steak: Porter House n
  22. Neat Shirts: Preston Ironed
  23. Keep 'Em That Way: Private Parts l
  24. Find Another Lonely Heart: Q. Pid A
  25. Why Software is Buggy: Q. A. Tester JG
  26. Proof Positive!: Q. E. Dee JG
  27. Carnival Prizes: Q. P. Doll
  28. Fashion Models: Q. T. Pye JG
  29. The Very Model of a Modern Major General: Quinn Tessence JG
  30. Third of Five: Quinn Tuplet
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R

  1. Violate Me and Your Program Will Crash!: R. A. Bounds
  2. Encyclopedia of Poisons: R. C. Nick JG
  3. The Punny Book Title Collection 8-: R. D. Harhar
  4. See You In Phoenix!: R. E. Zona JG
  5. I Shot an Arrow In the Air: R. G. Rhee JG
  6. Sorry, You're Not My Type: R. H. Factor
  7. Covered Walkways: R. Kade 6
  8. Bring to the Grocer's: R. List 2
  9. It's All in the Wrist: R. M. Wrestle
  10. I Killed Cock Robin!: R. S. T'Me JG
  11. Where there are Hangings Every Day: R. T. Museum
  12. Irish First Aid: R. U. O'Kaye k
  13. Where to Get a Road Hog: R. V. Dealer
  14. Junkyards of the World: R. X. Taken
  15. Bigotry: Rachel Intolerance
  16. How I Won The Marathon: Randy Hoelway JG
  17. Indian, Italian and Spanish Cuisine: Ravi Oley JG
  18. Lawn Care: Ray King JG
  19. Chinese Staircases: Ray Ling H
  20. Lewd Novels: Ray See C
  21. How to Overcome Stress: Ray Lachs k
  22. Some Like It Hot: Red Pepper p
  23. Formal List: Reggie Stirr A
  24. The Fortuneteller: Reid Palms JG
  25. The Auto Salvage Business: Rex Toad JG
  26. Well-Spoken Predictions: Rhett Oracle
  1. Get to the Point!: Rhonda Bout s
  2. I'm Exhausted!: Rhonda Marathon
  3. I Was A Son Of A Buccaneer: Rich Kidd JG
  4. Deflections: Rick O'Shea v:
  5. Weekend In Hong Kong: Rick Shaw JG
  6. Long Way Down: Rip Cord Broke l
  7. How to Succeed in School: Rita Book n
  8. Armed Heists: Robin Banks
  9. How to Tour the Prison: Robin Steele
  10. As Solid as...: Rocco Gibraltar b
  11. Gone Fishing: Rod Annette 8
  12. Fish Story: Rod Enreel JG
  13. Okee Dokee: Roger Wilco JG
  14. Meeting Places: Ron DeVoo r
  15. Go Away!: Ron Onhome JG
  16. Gardening With The Ex-President: Rose Bush JG
  17. Cosmetology: Rosie Cheeks JG
  18. What Geologists Study: Roxanne Minerals
  19. Wish I'd Never Been Born: Rudy Daye JG
  20. The Housing Problem: Rufus Quick
  21. Wind In The Maple Trees: Russell Ingleaves JG
  22. Small Vegetables: Russell Sprout JG
  23. The Squeaking Gate: Rusty Hinges JG
  24. Sandwich Making: Ryan Mayo JG
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S

  1. Late Nights: S. A. Due
  2. Where She Sells Sea Shells: S. C. Shore
  3. Stories in the Future: S. F. Writer
  4. Will You Marry Me?: S. I. Will
  5. Whip Me into Shape: S. M. Kinky
  6. We all Need This!: S. N. Shall
  7. Compendium of Useless Tidbits: S. O. Terrick JG
  8. Spies Like Us: S. P. O'Nage JG
  9. The Fall of a Watermelon: S. Platt
  10. You Tell Me the Answer!: S. Q. Question
  11. Ginger vs. Mary Ann: You Decide!: S. S. Minnow JG
  12. Your Guess is as Good as Mine: S. T. Mate
  13. Living on the Land: S. Tate C
  14. Great New York City Hotels: S. X. House JG
  15. Ready...Set...: Sadie Word JG
  16. Wake Up!: Sal Ammoniac
  17. Get Out There!: Sally Forth
  18. Latin Dances for Sheep: Sam Baa
  19. Still Looking For My Heart: Sam Francisco JG
  20. Imitating Mozart: Sam Phony l
  21. I Can't See The Difference: Sam Ting JG
  22. Songs from 'South Pacific': Sam and Janet Evening
  23. Dan Quayle's Englush Skils: Sammy Literate
  24. Summer Vacation: Sandy and Shelley Beach B
  25. Southern California Waffles: Sandy Eggo JG
  26. Brane Surjery Maid Simpel: Sarah Bellum JG
  27. All Alone: Saul E. Terry
  28. Peeping Tom: Sawyer Scanties JG
  29. How To Beat A Murder Rap: Scott Free JG
  30. Holmes Does It Again: Scott Linyard JG
  31. Fancy Light Fixtures: Sean D'Olier v
  32. Tailoring: Serge Soote JG
  33. Guarding the Door: Sergeant Atarms l
  34. Joys of Septic Tanks: Seth Poole JG
  1. Full Moon: Seymour Buns
  2. The Optician's Guide: Seymour Clearly A
  3. Under the Bleachers: Seymour Butts l
  4. Let's see That Again!: Schlomo Replay
  5. Rules For Living: Sharon Sharalike JG
  6. Get Moving!: Sheik Aleg
  7. You're Kidding!: Shirley U. Jest
  8. ...And Shut Up!: Sid Downe JG
  9. Parting Shots: Sid Semper Tyrannis l
  10. Circle Perimiter: Sir Cumference h
  11. The Effects of Alcohol: Sir Osis of Liver
  12. Cough Medicine: Sir Upp C
  13. Children's Songbook: Skip Tumalu JG
  14. Defunct Nations: Sophie Etunion JG
  15. Too Rough: Soren Redd JG
  16. The Senior Prom: Spike Drink JG
  17. Make your Marriage Work: Stan Byerman z
  18. Life As A Comic: Stan Dupp JG
  19. West Coast Universities: Stan Ford JG
  20. Making Explosives: Stan Wellback o
  21. NHL Hockey: Stanley Kupp JG
  22. The Telltale Heart: Stefi Scope JG
  23. Working on the Docks: Steve Door
  24. Manana: Stew Layt JG
  25. Things to Cook Meat In: Stu Potts
  26. The French Chef: Sue Flay JG
  27. The Big Wave: Sue Nami c
  28. April Fool!: Sue Prize
  29. Waste Water: Sue Ridgepipe v
  30. Some Like it Sweet: Sugar Kane a
  31. Foot Coverings: Susan Socks JG
  32. It's Magic!: Sven Gali
  33. Sectarian Conflicts: Sybil War
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T

  1. Why Must I Teach this Class?: T. A. Blues
  2. That Nagging Cough: T. B. Carrier JG
  3. Good Steak!: T. Bone 8
  4. Not Saved By The Bell!: T. K. Ohh JG
  5. It Aids Recovery: T. L. See JG
  6. Needed to Make the Hot Drinks: T. Leaf A
  7. Explosive Beverages: T. N. Tee
  8. Dwelling Places of Some Native Americans: T. P. Tent JG
  9. Too Bad For You!: T. S. Sucker JG
  10. Golfer's Caffeine Source: T. T. Hott JG
  11. Quick and Hot: T. V. Dinner JG
  12. Revealing Secrets: T. Zing C
  13. Little Bitty Froggies: Tad Pole JG
  14. Preparing Leather: Tanya Hyde JG
  15. Coin Tossing: Taylor Hedd JG
  16. Bad Cow Jokes: Terry Bull 8
  17. Talkative Japanese: Terry Yaki
  18. You Wash, I'll Dry: Terry Cloth JG
  19. Trial Law: Tess Temoni JG
  1. Sandpapers of the West: Tex Ture l
  2. Who is She?: Thad Gurl JG
  3. Theft Among Arthropods: The Lieutenants l
  4. What Mephistopheles Did: Thelma Soul
  5. Musical Gunfighters: The Okay Chorale
  6. The World's Deadliest Joke: Theophilus Punoval JG
  7. It's Springtime!: Theresa Green JG
  8. Whatchamacallit!: Thingum Bob
  9. Falling Trees: Tim Burr
  10. My Life on Skid Row: Titus A. Drum JG
  11. Off To Market: Tobias A. Pigg
  12. Keep them in Suspense: Toby Continued
  13. Battle Axes: Tom A. Hawk a
  14. Wind Instruments: Tom Bone and O. Bowe y
  15. Banquet at McDonalds: Tommy Ayk JG
  16. Turkish Cattle: Tristan Bull
  17. Chicago Gangs Of The '30's: Tommy Gunn JG
  18. Silly Rabbit: Trixie R. Forkids l
  19. Ah, Thor!: Ty Till 7
  20. Do It Yourself: Tyrone Shoelaces JG
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U V

  1. Great Jazz Pianists: U. B. Blake
  2. Mortal Enemies: U. I. Cantstand JG
  3. London Bridge is Falling Down...: U. K. Tourist
  4. I Win!: U. Lose
  5. Talk Is Cheap: U. N. Envoy JG
  6. Income Tax Time: U. O. Money
  7. Believe it or Not: U. R. Kidding JG
  8. What's Green, Yet Does Not Grow?: U. S. Dollar
  9. Good for Nothing: U. Sless A
  10. The Best of Elmer Fudd: U. U. Wabbit
  11. Red in the Face: U. V. Index
  12. Jokes for All Occasions: U. Y. Sky JG
  1. War Injuries I Have Seen: V. A. Hospital JG
  2. Embarrassing Infectious Diseases: V. D. Clinic JG
  3. Hitler's Beaten: V. E. Daye JG
  4. MacArthur's Triumph: V. J. Daye JG
  5. Dinner that Mooves You: V. L. Scallopini
  6. Compact Cars of the World: V. W. Bugg JG
  7. You're a Bundle of Laughs: Vera Funny
  8. Avoid that Pedestrian!: Vera Way A
  9. Winning the Race: Vic Tree
  10. String Instruments: Viola Player
  11. New Computer Games: Virgil Reality JG
  12. Blowout!: Vlad Tire JG
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W

  1. Web Browsing Made Easy: W. W. Dotcom JG
  2. Positive Reinforcement: Wade Ago JG
  3. Carpet Fitting: Walter Wall h
  4. Judging Fast Food: Warren Berger 3
  5. Leo Tolstoy: Warren Peace
  6. Woman in Danger!: Warner Quick
  7. Downpour!: Wayne Dwops
  8. Life in Chicago: Wendy City
  9. That was Quick!: Wendy Dothat A
  10. Exploring The Dutch Frontier: Will Der Ness JG
  1. Just Say No: Will Power JG
  2. Promises for Peace: Will Shake and Mae Kupp A
  3. Fifty Yards to the Outhouse: Willy Makit and Betty Woant
  4. Social Insecurity: Wilma Moneylast JG
  5. Bad Gardeners: Wilt Plant
  6. Mobile Homes: Winnie Bago b
  7. How to Succeed at Craps: Winona Seven
  8. If I Invited Him...: Woody Kum 3
  9. Gunslingers with Gas: Wyatt Urp
  10. Engineering Instructor: Wyatt Works JG
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X Y Z

  1. Be Your Best!: X. L. Lent JG
  2. Rash Decisions I Have Made: X. M. Ah JG
  3. Hot Under the Collar: X. O. Thermic JG
  4. Hurry it Up!: X. P. Dite
  5. The Healthy Way to Lose Weight: X. R. Size JG
  6. Why Our Dumps are Filling Up: X. S. Waste
  7. The Greatest Pleasure: X. T. See JG
  8. Naughty Movies: X. X. Ecks
  9. Secrets of Dermatology: X. Z. Mahh JG
  10. Stop Arguing: Xavier Breath
  11. That Woman Gives Me Deja-Vu: Xena Before A
  12. It's Unfair!: Y. Me
  13. The Wit and Wisdom of Chico Marx: Y. A. Duck JG
  14. Lose Weight Now: Y. B. Phatt
  1. Make the Ceiling Higher!: Y. C. Stars
  2. Beans for Breakfast: Y. I. Toot
  3. I Didn't Do It!: Y. M. Eyehere
  4. Trail Guide to Yellowstone Park: Y. O. Ming JG
  5. Get Up, Lazybones: Y. R. Yewsleeping JG
  6. The Sayings of Homer Simpson: Y. U. Liddle JG
  7. I Hurt Myself!: Yin Pain
  8. Playing with the Christmas Fire: Yule B. Sari m
  9. Christmas for Baldies: Yule Brynner
  10. The Letter P: Yuri Nation
  11. My Life in the Gutter: Yves Trough
  12. More Beard than Music: Z. Z. Topp
  13. It was Him!: Zoe Didit A
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Contributors other than myself

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JG John Gregory 1 Anders Thulin 2 Robert Nissen 3 Dave Jasinski
4 Alun Salt 5 Simon Booth 6 Susan Richards 7 Norman Diamond
8 Clinton James a Chris Rolleston b 'Bubble Butt' c Brian Burns
d Steve Barr e Rowan Hammond f Joseph Rowan g Neil Bishop
h Seemant i David Savitt j Philip Sainty k Alex Currier
l Chris Schulman m Gordy Thompson n John E. Norlin o Jim Coen
p Colin Douthwaiteq Kevin Campbell r Jerome Chik s William Ceransky
t Alan McClary u Kalvyn Griffiths v Brendan Lyons w Pierre Abbat
x Sal Towse y Paul Borden z Arthur Silknitter JrA Stephen Battey
B Judy Williams C Edouard Schneider D Louis Garcia IIIEColin Richardson
FThomas Staples GJ. Severs HNeil Sinclair 

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