Child-Related Humour

Date Received: Mon, 22 Mar 1999

"All Dogs Go To Hell."
"Bi-Curious George"
"Controlling the Playground: Respect through Fear"
"Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence"
"Dad's New Wife Timothy"
"Daddy Drinks Because You Cry"
"How to Become The Dominant Military Power In Your Elementary School"
"Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her"
"Pop! Goes The Hamster....And Other Great Microwave Games"
"Some Kittens Can Fly!"
"Start a Real-Estate Empire With the Change From Your Mom's Purse"
"Strangers Have the Best Candy"
"Testing Homemade Parachutes Using Only Your Household Pets"
"The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North Amer- Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!"
"The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables"
"The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead"
"The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking"
"The Little Sissy Who Snitched"
"The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy"
"Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will"
"What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?"
"Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?"
"You Are Different and That's Bad"

Children's books that you will never see