Fake Nursery Rhymes

I was not expecting a reply at all, let alone so soon. Thanks. The global village is shrinking.

Do you collect (parodies of) nursery rhymes?

Mary had a little watch,
she swallowed it one day,
and now she's taking Epsom salts
to pass the time away.

Denis.

Date Received: Tue, 23 Jun 1998

jack in jill went up the hill to have a little fun
jack fell down and jill looked down
and said gee i could do better then this one.