Poot! The Card Game
For the juvenile set, and those who are juvenile at heart, here is a new card
game to waste your time and try everyone else's patience. The objective of Poot
is to inflict Embarrassment Points on your opponent with Attack Cards, which
represent Poots (farts) of varying degrees of noise and potency. Your opponent
has the opportunity to defend him/herself with Defence Cards that reduce, or
perhaps even entirely negate, the attack. Then it's your opponent's turn to
attack! After all cards have been played, the winner is the one with the fewest
Embarrassment Points.
Each card has a Base Attack (or Defence) for Noise and Stink, plus
additional points that are available based on flipping a coin a number of
times. Heads, you get the extra point, tails you don't.
The PDF File contains instructions, as well as all 36
Attack and 36 Defence Cards. Print them, cut them out and you're ready to play!
The design is, of course, very plain, as I'm not a graphic artist, and all I
have available is OpenOffice (which lets you export directlt to PDF). Plus I'm
not sure if it's even any good, but what the heck. I have 4 small boys at home
who think this sort of thing is funny (as small boys tend to do).
Your input will be greatly appreciated. Constructive criticism only please.
8-) Any suggestions for other Attacks (or especially Defences) will also be
appreciated. Mail me with your commments!
And if you think I don't have a life, you are 100% correct... 8-)
Latest upDate Received: April 15, 2007
Harold Reynolds