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This is the reverse of the Bad Kitty! List. That is, what would your cat(s) make you write on the chalkboard after committing a "crime"? Send your suggestions to Harold Reynolds.
Note: "Master" is supposed to be a gender-neutral, politically correct term.
Copyright © 1997 by Harold Reynolds. This list may be used by animal shelters for
fundraising purposes, with permission.
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Please note that the entire Bad Human List is now available as a PDF file, for your convenience in reading and even printing if you wish. It also makes it easier for me to add updates as they are sent to me.
Click here for the Bad Human List (155 kB, 10 pages).
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