The Bad Kitty List (1084 kB, 144 pages) is a list of phrases cat ownees should get their naughty pets to write on a blackboard a la Bart Simpson. If you could get them to write... Yes, it's huge, with more than 5000 entries, but once it's been downloaded, you'll be able to read it at your leisure.
Please note that the entire Bad Kitty List is now available as a PDF file, for your convenience in reading and even printing if you wish. It also makes it easier for me to add updates as they are sent to me.
Some selections from Bad Kitty in Danish, Norwegian, and Swedish can be found by following the respective links. These appeared in the respective versions of an internal magazine for the employees of Skandia, a large Swedish financial company serving the Nordic countries, in the July 1997 edition. It took me 7 years to get them typed in, but here they are!
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Note that requests to print excerpts in non-profit publications will normally be granted automatically, though I'd still like to hear from you!
Keeping you laughing since September 20, 1993. Latest Update: September 2, 2013.
Copyright © 1997, by Harold Reynolds.
Do you have a bad kitty that rampages through the house while you’re at work? Then get a security camera to keep an eye on your kitty while you’re away. The best way is to get a camera system to keep an eye on the whole house to make sure the kitty stays out of trouble and is safe.
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