Pun Dictionary: E Entries

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Eager Beaver (Book Titles): Let's Do it Now!: Igor Beaver
Eagles (Football): If seagulls fly over the "C", do Eagles fly over the "E"?
Ear (Anatomy): "Should I put the desk there?" "No, put it ear."
Earn a Living (Book Titles): Employment Handbook: Ernie Living ^JG
Easel (Tom Swifty): "Now I can do some painting," said Tom easily.
Easy Does It (Book Titles): How to Handle Nitroglycerine: E. C. Duzzit ^JG
Easy Money (Book Titles): How to be a Con Artist: E. Z. Money ^JG
Eaves Trough (Book Titles): My Life in the Gutter: Yves Trough
Eclipse (Astronomy): "Fred is an excellent hedge trimmer." "Yes, eclipse them into interesting shapes."
Economist (Jokes): Economist: A discount fog.
Ecuador (Geography): The Ecuador is half-way between the North and South Poles.
Edam (Book Titles): Hard Cheese!: E. Dam ^A
Eden (Geography): "Would you like a slice of my pizza?" "No thanks, I've already Eden."
Eek a Mouse (Book Titles): Rodent in the House!: E. K. Mouse
Egg on Face (Tom Swifty): "Yes, I was in the chicken coop when it exploded," admitted Tom, with egg on his face.
Eggs Acting (Tom Swifty): "Just what kind of show can this troupe 'The Humpty Dumpties' put on?" asked Tom exactingly.
Egypt (Geography): "He short-changed me!" "Yes, Egypt you all right."
Eighty (Book Titles): The Old Codger: A. T. Yearsold ^JG
Ejaculated (Tom Swifty): "I'm coming!" Tom ejaculated.
Elbow (Anatomy): I've made a revolutionary bow shaped like an L! I'll call it the elbow.
Election (Tom Swifty): "Vote for Reagan," said Tom electronically.
Electric (Tom Swifty): "This computer display is shocking," said Tom electrically.
Electricity (Book Titles): It's a Shocker: Alec Tricity
Elephant (Book Titles): Fat Lady In The Sideshow: Ellie Funt ^JG
Elgar (Music): My Elgar brother is a notable composer.
Ellis (Toronto): Ellis the twelfth letter of the alphabet.
Embark (Tom Swifty): "Dorothy, if you're going to Oz again, I'm going with you," Em barked.
Emmanuel Can't (Book Titles): Fred Can Philosophize!: Immanuel Kant
Empire (Book Titles): Kingdom of the Flames: M. Pyre ^C
Empty Tank (Book Titles): Why Cars Stop: M. T. Tank
Emulate (Book Titles): Do as I Do, Not as I Say: M. U. Late ^JG
Encke (Astronomy): My pen just ran out of Encke.
Ends of the Earth (Book Titles): Columbus, Vespucci, And Me: Enzo DiUrth ^JG
Engage (Tom Swifty): "Let's get married," said Tom engagingly.
Enough (Book Titles): A Great Plenty: E. Nuff
Entranced (Book Titles): Hypnotism: N. Tranced
Eppie (Ann Landers' real name) Graph (Tom Swifty): "I got a personal letter from Ann Landers," was Tom's epigraph.
Epsilon (Greek Letters): Epsilon time since I saw you last.
Erase (Tom Swifty): "Nothing is indelible," said Tom irascibly.
Erg (Measures): What someone says when punched in the gut: "erg!"
Erie (Geography): This is a very spooky lake: Erie.
Ernest Dead (Tom Swifty): "I am NOT a homosexual necrophiliac," said Tom in dead earnest.
Esker (Geography): If you esker no questions, she'll tell you no lies.
Esterhazy (Tom Swifty): "Oh, stop talking about the Dreyfus case. Don't you like the colour of my eyes?" asked Esther hazily.
Essen (Geography): Kinky German geographers go for Essen M.
Ester (Chemistry): "I ester a question, but she didn't know the answer."
Estonia (Geography): "Did Estonia?" "Yes, bad boy Johnny threw rocks at me again."
Eta (Greek Letters): An eta is a person in a restaurant.
Ether (Chemistry): A chemist's favourite rabbit is the Ether Bunny.
Ethyl Alcohol (Book Titles): I Like Liquor: Ethel Alcohol
Ethyl (Chemistry): Would you buy a drink from a woman named Ethyl Alcohol?
Eubie Blake (Book Titles): Great Jazz Pianists: U. B. Blake
Euclid (Mathematics): The top of a ukelele is the Euclid.
Eureka (Geography): Fred: "As a geographer, what would you say if I were sprayed by a skunk?" Nell: "Eureka!"
Europe (Geography): Geography meets baseball: "Hey, you! Europe next at bat!"
Eustachian (Anatomy): The Ear Train comes into the eustachian.
Evangelist (Book Titles): Jello Proselytizing: Evan Jellist
Evaporate (Book Titles): Boiled Dry: Eve Aporate ^A
Eve of Destruction (Book Titles): Prepare To Meet Your Maker: Eva DeStruction ^JG
Eve (Tom Swifty): "I wouldn't marry you even if you were the only woman on earth!" said Tom evenly.
Ever at the Ready (Book Titles): Fastest Gun In The West: Everett DeReady ^JG
Eveready (Book Titles): Assault with Battery: Eva Ready
Every day (Book Titles): The Paper Route: Avery Daye ^JG
Ex-Amine (Tom Swifty): "Now we remove the NH2 group," said Tom during the examination.
Ex-Aspirate (Tom Swifty): "I've changed my name to Al," said Hal, exasperated.
Ex-Crew (Tom Swifty): "I had to fire my first mate when she got too heavy for the boat," said Tom excruciatingly.
Ex-plane (Tom Swifty): "I used to be a pilot," Tom explained.
Ex-PLO (Tom Swifty): "Perhaps he's a former Palestinian commie?" explored Tom.
Ex-Postulate (Tom Swifty): "But suppose X does exist after all," Tom expostulated.
Ex-Pres(ley) (Tom Swifty): "Elvis is dead," said Tom expressly.
Ex-Press (Tom Swifty): "You must give me my alimony," expressed Tom's former wife, after which Tom almost expounded.
Ex-Temp (Tom Swifty): "I used to work for Kelly Services," Tom extemporized.
Ex-Train (Tom Swifty): "I used to work for the railway company," said Tom extraneously.
Ex-Uber-Ant (Tom Swifty): "I used to command a battalion of German ants," said Tom exuberantly.
Exclamation Mark (Tom Swifty): "!" exclaimed Mark.
Execute (Tom Swifty): "Let's kill him," said the executive.
Exeter (Geography): A person using an exit is an Exeter.
Expansive (Tom Swifty): "Here, son, have a free balloon!" said Tom expansively.
Expect-Aunt (Tom Swifty): "My mother's sister will be here any minute," said Tom expectantly.
Expressive (Tom Swifty): "These genes are dominant," said Tom expressively.
Eye-Ron (Ronald Reagan) (Tom Swifty): "I'm a Reagan-watcher," said Tom ironically.
Eye (Anatomy): Eye have an appointment with the optometrist.
Eye for an Eye (Expressions): When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.

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