- Gabbro (Geology)
- All of the talkative geology students were put in one row, soon christened the "gabbro".
- Gabon (Geography)
- The Geography students were asked to shut up, but they continued to Gabon.
- Gail (Meteorology)
- The most common name of women from the Windy City: Gail.
- Gale Force (Book Titles)
- Strong Winds: Gail Force JG
- Gall-Ant (Tom Swifty)
- "That young insect is female," said Tom gallantly.
- Gamma (Greek Letters)
- Gamma is married to Grandpa.
- Gander (Geography)
- What's good for the goose is good for the Gander.
- Gardiner (Toronto)
- A Gardiner is a person who maintains flowerbeds and vegetable gardens.
- Garnet (Geology)
- If you drop a rock on your foot while in polite company, you should say "Garnet all!"
- Gasket (Cars)
- "I want 2 rubber seals, 3 plasic seals and one metal seal." "Don't put all your begs in one gasket!
- Gaul (Tom Swifty)
- "Je suis francais," Tom had the gall to claim.
- Gay (Tom Swifty)
- "I don't believe in mixed marriages," said Tom gaily.
- General (Military)
- As a general rule, it's a good idea to grovel to superior officers.
- Generally (Book Titles)
- How to be a Vague Soldier: General Lee A
- Generator (Book Titles)
- The Source of Electricity: Jenny Rator A
- Genius (Book Titles)
- Mensa Man: Gene Yuss
- Geometry (Mathematics)
- What a little acorn says when he grows up: Geometry!
- Georgia (Book Titles)
- Gone With The Wind: George Uh JG
- Georgia (Geography)
- That place is expensive! They'll Georgia arm and a leg!
- Geriatric (Book Titles)
- Hockey for Grandparents: Jerry Hattrick s
- Geronimo (Hot Cross Puns)
- What do you get when you cross an Indian with a cow? Geronimoo.
- Get it Right (Book Titles)
- Try, Try Again: Getty Trite s
- Getting Up (Book Titles)
- I Hate Monday Mornings: Gaetan Upp
- Ghana (Geography)
- I studied really hard for this test and I know I'm Ghana get a good mark.
- Gilt (Tom Swifty)
- "It's just gold leaf," said Tom guiltily.
- Ginger Ale (Book Titles)
- Soda Pop History: Ginger Aile a
- Ginger (Tom Swifty)
- "Oh, this house tastes good!" said Hansel and Gretel, gingerly.
- Glad it's Night (Book Titles)
- I Hate the Sun: Gladys Knight
- Glad to See Ya (Book Titles)
- Hiya Fella: Gladys Eeya JG
- Gladys (Names)
- That thunderstorm was really scary. I'm Gladys over now.
- Gland (Anatomy)
- Before operating, an endocrinologist might say "Gland ho!"
- Glasgow (Geography)
- A transparent silica bovine: Glasgow.
- Gleem (brand of toothpaste) (Tom Swifty)
- "Someone bumped into me while I was brushing my teeth," said Tom with a gleam in his eye.
- Glen Plaid (Book Titles)
- Scottish Kilt Patterns: Glen Pladd JG
- Gloucester (Geography)
- I found the love of my life, I Gloucester and I found her again.
- Glove (Baseball)
- When she accidentally beaned him with her catcher's mitt, he knew it was glove at first sight.
- Glowing (Tom Swifty)
- "Eating uranium makes me feel funny," said Tom glowingly.
- Glub (Tom Swifty)
- "Help, I'm drowning!" was Tom's glib, glib, glib chortle.
- Glue 'em (Tom Swifty)
- "PLEASE don't let me fall apart," pleaded Tom gloomily.
- Gneiss (Geology)
- You sent her flowers? What a gneiss thing to do.
- Gnu (Animals)
- "I'm fine, thanks. What's gnu with you?"
- Go Back for Seconds (Expressions)
- When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
- Goa (Geography)
- How to tell a pesky geographer to get lost: "Goa way."
- Goal (Hockey)
- My goal in life is to play in the NHL.
- Goat (Animals)
- Livestock hymn: "Goat Tell it on the Mountain".
- Gobi (Geography)
- In the bee races, geographers shout "Gobi, go!"
- Gobbling (Jokes)
- Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party? Because everyone was a goblin!
- God Helps those who Help Themselves (Expressions)
- When the little boy was caught with his hand in the cookie jar, he said "I needed help with my homework." The reason: "God helps those who help themselves."
- Goin Home (Book Titles)
- Laid Off!: Gwen Home JG
- Gold (Chemistry)
- The weather in Antarctica is quite gold.
- Golden (Geography)
- "How can we lose? Investing in British Columbia bonds is a Golden opportunity to make money!"
- Goodness Gracious (Tom Swifty)
- "Oh my goodness!" said Tom graciously.
- Gopher (Animals)
- I'm hungry. Let's gopher some lunch now.
- Gorgeous (Jokes)
- Some river valleys are absolutely gorges.
- Grab it and Run (Book Titles)
- We Do Theft Cases: Grabbitt & Run A
- Grace (Tom Swifty)
- "For the meal we are about to receive, may the Lord make us truly thankful," said Tom gracefully.
- Grand (piano) (Tom Swifty)
- "I don't have to stand upright," said Tom grandly.
- Granite (Geology)
- Of all things, we must never take rocks for granite.
- Grant Money (Book Titles)
- The National Science Foundation: Grant Money JG
- Grant Wishes (Book Titles)
- Genie in a Bottle: Grant Wishes
- Grape (Food)
- I think eating raisins is a grape idea.
- Grate (Tom Swifty)
- "My dime rolled into the sewer," cried Tom gratefully.
- Grating (cheese) (Tom Swifty)
- "Where's the cheese?" asked Tom gratingly.
- Graupel (Meteorology)
- It is sometimes difficult to graupel with the difficulties of cold rain formation.
- Grave (Tom Swifty)
- "I'll try to dig up a couple of friends," said Tom gravely.
- Gravity (Physics)
- "Is it very serious?" "Yes, it is a matter of the utmost gravity."
- Greece (Geography)
- I don't want an argument. I'll be much happier if he a-Greece with me.
- Greenland (Geography)
- Watching Mr. Green fly isn't as scary as watching Greenland.
- Greg-Gary (Tom Swifty)
- "Let's invite Greg and Gary," said Tom gregariously.
- Gregarious (Book Titles)
- Put'er There, Pal!: Greg Garious JG
- Grieg (Music)
- You're musically illiterate? Yep. All those notes and things are Grieg to me.
- Grimm (Brothers) (Tom Swifty)
- "I collect fairy tales," said Tom grimly.
- Grin and bear it (Book Titles)
- Lawyers of Suffering: Grin and Barrett
- Grinned (Tom Swifty)
- "I admit to being amused by your long joke with the stupid punchline," said Tom, chagrined.
- Grisly (Jokes)
- How about the bear that was hit by an 18-wheeler and splattered all over the place? They said it was a grizzly accident.
- Grit (Tom Swifty)
- "I've got sand in my food," said Tom grittily.
- Gross (144) (Tom Swifty)
- "I can eat one hundred and forty-four," Tom boasted grossly.
- Ground (Jokes)
- What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
- Grouse (bird) (Tom Swifty)
- "Bad marksmanship," the hunter groused.
- Grumpy (Tom Swifty)
- "I am so one of the seven dwarfs!" he said grumpily.
- Guacamole (pronounciation) (Tom Swifty)
- "Mash that avacado and add some seasoning," said Tom guacamole.
- Guam (Geography)
- When a typhoon hits, the residents of this island read the book Guam With the Wind.
- Guest (Tom Swifty)
- "I must be on a visit," Tom guessed.
- Guilder (Money)
- The news of the stock market crash so shocked the woman that it guilder.
- Guilty (Book Titles)
- I Wuz Framed!: Gil Tee JG
- Guinea (Geography)
- I do not want to be a Guinea pig for your experiments.
- Gulf (Geography)
- The favourite sport of Geography profs is gulf.
- Gulp (Tom Swifty)
- "And to think I swallowed that lie, hook, line and sinker!" Tom gulped.
- Gums (Anatomy)
- Killer dentists shoot people with gums.
- Gun (Military)
- Favourite military movie: "Gun with the Wind."
- Gush (Tom Swifty)
- "I've been having an incontinence problem," Tom gushed.
- Gustatorial (Book Titles)
- The World's Best Recipes: Gus Tatorial JG
- Gut ("cat gut") (Tom Swifty)
- "That may cause my violin strings to snap," was Tom's gut reaction.
- Guy-less (Tom Swifty)
- "I don't have a boyfriend," said Mary guilelessly.
- Guyana (Geography)
- A Guyana girl may often become husband and wife.
- Gymnasium (Book Titles)
- The Scent Of A Man: Jim Nasium JG
- Gymnastics (Book Titles)
- Flips and Tumbles: Jim Nastics g
- Gypsum (Geology)
- The con man tried to gypsum mineralogists with a fake ruby, but he got caught.