Pun Dictionary: J Entries

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Jest-Stick (Tom Swifty)
"I won't be on time for the Christmas party because some joker put glue on the bottoms of my shoes," Tom gesticulated.
Jacket (Clothing)
When your car gets a flat tire, you have to jacket up before you can change it.
Jacobs Ladder (Book Titles)
Fingerplay: Jacob Sladder JG
Jamaica (Geography)
"Did Jamaica cake for dessert?" "No, I made a pie."
Janice Cooks (Book Titles)
Renowned Chefs: Janice Cooks w
January (Book Titles)
The Dead Of Winter: Jan Yuary JG
Japan (Geography)
"So, oldtimer, how did Japan for gold during the Great Far East gold rush?"
Java (Geography)
Java 'nother cup of coffee, matey.
Jekyll and Hyde (Book Titles)
Split Personalities: Jacqueline Hyde JG
Jerry-rig (Book Titles)
I Can Fix It: Jerry Rigg JG
Jersey (Geography)
On this island, one may see cows wearing shirts: Jersey
Jet Fuel (Book Titles)
What Makes Airplanes Go: Jeff Fuel JG
Jewels Sparkle (Book Titles)
I Work with Diamonds: Jules Sparkle
Jimmy the Lock (Book Titles)
How to Break In: Jimmy De Lock JG
Job Well Done (Expressions)
Acupuncture is a jab well done.
Jock Itch (Book Titles)
Don't Do Anything Rash: Jacques Itch JG
Jock Strap (Book Titles)
Athletic Supporter: Jacques Strap l
Johnny cake (Book Titles)
How To Make Cornmeal Pancakes: Johnny Cake JG
Joint (Anatomy)
Ken and Joyce's Knee and Hip Surgeons, Inc. is a joint operation.
Joker (Book Titles)
Those Funny Dogs: Joe Kur
Joule (Physics)
"I'll help you with quantum field theory if joule help me with thermodynamics."
Judgement (Book Titles)
Life is a Trial: Judd Gement JG
Jumpsuit (Clothing)
What to wear when you want to take a flying leap: Jumpsuit.
Juneau (Geography)
Don't Juneau what the capital of Alaska is?
Jupiter (Astronomy)
Leave my girlfriend alone! Jupiter down this instant!
Just a Canadian (Book Titles)
From the Great White North: Jessica Nadian JG
Just his Fingers (Book Titles)
Look Ma, No Thumbs!: Justice Fingers A
Just in Case (Book Titles)
I Need Insurance: Justin Case
Just in Time (Book Titles)
Almost Missed the Bus: Justin Time
Just us Chickens (Book Titles)
Poultry Farmers: Justus Chickens JG


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