Pun Dictionary: K Entries
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- Kabul (Geography)
- When a cow blows up, Geographers say Kabul, not kaboom.
- Kalahari (Geography)
- Harry's wife is sick? I'll Kalahari right away to tell him.
- Kale (Food)
- Are vegetarians healthy? Kale and hearty.
- Kamloops (Geography)
- Canned ham cut in rings: Kamloops.
- Kampala (Geography)
- A summer camp for Moslems could be called Kampala.
- Kansas (Geography)
- "What is Ken's opinion?" "Kansas it's fine by him."
- Kansu (Geography)
- Lawyer: "I can litigate." Geographer: "I Kansu!"
- Kaopectate (Book Titles)
- After The Corned Beef And Cabbage: Kay O'Pectate JG
- Kappa (Greek Letters)
- Gimme a kappa coffee.
- Karen (Names)
- She's the most loving, gentle, Karen person I know.
- Kareoke (Book Titles)
- Singing Solo: Carrie O'Kee B
- Katydid (Book Titles)
- Chirpin' and Jumpin': Katie Didd JG
- Keele (Toronto)
- A sailboat has a Keele to keep it from tipping over.
- Kempt (Halifax)
- After coming in from the windy outdoors, her hair was messy, out of place and un-Kempt.
- Kenai (Geography)
- The question is, Kenai do any more geography tests without going berserk?
- Kennebunkport (Book Titles)
- Ex-Presidential Retreat: Kenny Bunkport JG
- Kent (Geography)
- I Kent do any more of these geography tests.
- Kenya (Geography)
- Bum in Africa: "Hey buddy, Kenya spare some change?"
- Kepler (Astronomy)
- An astronomer who kepples: Kepler.
- Kerchief (Clothing)
- When Frankie Curr became the head of the clan, he assumed the title of "kerchief".
- Kernal of corn (Book Titles)
- Military Fast: Colonel O'Corn l
- Kernal of truth (Book Titles)
- Pentagon Press Release: Colonel O'Truth and Lotta Lies l
- Khartoum (Geography)
- Where to go in Africa to see "Tom and Jerry": Khartoum.
- Kidney (Anatomy)
- What's that joint in a child's leg? A kidney.
- Kiel (Geography)
- The Kiel keeps a sailing ship from tipping over.
- Kilkenny (Geography)
- "Somebody shot at Ken? Who would want to Kilkenny?"
- Kilogram (Measures)
- Based on the tradition of the singing telegram, the Mafia hit squad has introduced the kilogram.
- Kimono (Book Titles)
- Yoko's Robe: Kim Ono JG
- Kipling (Toronto)
- Best-selling old postcard: "Do you like Kipling? I don't know, you naughty boy. I've never Kippled!"
- Kit and Caboodle (Book Titles)
- A Whole Lot of Cats: Kitt N. Caboodle
- Kitchener (Geography)
- A professional cook could be called a Kitchener.
- Knee (Anatomy)
- Would a leg injury clinic have a knee-on sign?
- Kneel Down (Book Titles)
- Ready for Knighthood: Neil Downe JG
- Knicker Elastic (Book Titles)
- It's a Holdup!: Nick R. Elastic
- Knotsies (Jokes)
- How did Hitler tie his laces? In little Nazis.
- Knowingly (Tom Swifty)
- "Of course I'm aware of how birds fly!" chirped Tom knowingly.
- Knoxville (Geography)
- There are no doorbells in Knoxville.
- Koala (Animals)
- The capital of Malaysia is Koala Lumpur.
- Koala (Animals)
- "I want to study animals in Australia!" "Fill out this form to
see if you Koala-fy for a government grant!"
- Kohlrabi (Food)
- To do your Bar Mitzvah, kohlrabi Goldstein.
- Kootchie (Jokes)
- How do you tickle a rich girl? Say "Gucci Gucci Gucci!"
- Kraft (Tom Swifty)
- "Have some cheese," said Tom craftily.
- Krakatoa (Geography)
- A broken foot appendage: Krakatoa.
- Krewel (Tom Swifty)
- "Now THAT's sloppy embroidery," Tom needled cruelly.
- Kumquat (Food)
- Our love will last forever, kumquat may.
- Kursk (Geography)
- The witch's evil Kursk made it impossible to pass Geography.