Pun Dictionary: M Entries
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- M-Fat (Tom Swifty)
- "|\/|," said Tom emphatically.
- Macaroni (Book Titles)
- Italian Cooking: Mac Aroni p
- Marie Curie (Tom Swifty)
- "I wonder why uranium is fluorescent," said Mary curiously.
- Macau (Geography)
- McDonald's gets its McBurgers from Macau.
- Macon (Geography)
- "Where's Dad?" "He's in the kitchen Macon dinner."
- Maelstrom (Book Titles)
- Caught in a Cyclone: Mel Strom s
- Magellan (Book Titles)
- Round the World: Madge Ellen 7
- Maine (Geography)
- The water Maine broke and flooded the street.
- Maize (Food)
- His supply of corny jokes never ceases to a-maize me.
- Major Disaster (Book Titles)
- Military Defeats: Major Disaster and General Mayhem
- Major (Military)
- Winning the battle was a major accomplishment.
- Malcontent (Book Titles)
- I'm not a happy camper!: Malcolm Tent
- Maldive (Geography)
- "Where on earth would people put a diving board in a shopping mall?" "In the Maldive Islands, of course."
- Malfunction (Book Titles)
- It Won't Work!: Mel Function JG
- Mali (Geography)
- A person who mauls is a mauler. A person who is mauled is a Mali.
- Mandalay (Geography)
- "He wants to know where to lay the floor tiles." "Tell the Mandalay them in the hall."
- Manicotti (Food)
- Manicotti real bad cold! I hope I don't get it!
- Manifold (Cars)
- "What does Manny do with the sheets after they're washed?" "Manifold them and put them away."
- Manila (Geography)
- Is mail in the Philippines often delivered in Manila envelopes?
- Manual Labour (Book Titles)
- I Like Weeding Gardens: Manuel Labour
- Many Hands Make Light Work (Expressions)
- The Hand family consists of 10 electricians. Their motto is "Many Hands make light work."
- Maple Syrup (Book Titles)
- You're So Sweet: Mable Syrup JG
- Maple (Forestry)
- Lazy Larry maple his own weight, but only if he has to.
- Marathon (Geography)
- People in Marathon love to run to work.
- Mariana_Trench (Geography)
- When Anne and Mary dug a ditch, it was dubbed the Mariana Trench.
- Marie Celeste (Book Titles)
- Ship Mysteries: Marie Celeste
- Mariott (Book Titles)
- Nice Hotels: Mary Ott i
- March Forth (Jokes)
- What day of the year is a command to go forward? March 4th.
- Mark of Distinction (Book Titles)
- Personal Best: Marco DeStinction JG
- Mark Us Absent (Book Titles)
- The Truancy Problem: Marcus Absent JG
- Mark (Names)
- The name of a man who grades essays and tests.
- Marked Up (Book Titles)
- Scuffed Floors: Mark Tupp JG
- Markham (Geography)
- I've been marking students too lightly. I have to Markham harder.
- Markus Welby (Book Titles)
- Kangaroo Illnesses: Marcus Wallaby, M.D.
- Marry in Haste (Book Titles)
- Repent At Leisure: Marion Hayste JG
- Mars (Astronomy)
- That observatory is ugly. It Mars the whole landscape.
- Martial Arts (Book Titles)
- Care For A Chop?: Marsha Larts JG
- Martial Law (Book Titles)
- Military Rule: Marshall Law
- Mary (Names)
- We wish you a Mary Christmas and a happy new year.
- Maryland (Geography)
- The best place to get married is Maryland.
- Matador (Book Titles)
- I Love Bullfighting: Matt Adore JG
- Matches (Book Titles)
- Fire Me Up!: Matt Chez t
- Matrix (Mathematics)
- April Fool's pranks one month late: Matrix.
- Matt Emulsion (Book Titles)
- Home Decorating: Matt Emulsion v
- Matt Finish (Book Titles)
- Scandinavian Photography: Matt Finnish JG
- Matt (Names)
- He got this name by lying on the porch too much: Matt.
- Maudlin Story (Book Titles)
- Weepy Movie: Maud Lynn Story
- Mauretania (Geography)
- To obtain more of something, go to Mauretania.
- Maximize (Book Titles)
- More for Your Money: Max Amize 3
- Maybelline (Book Titles)
- Makeup for Thin People: Mabel Leen B
- Mayflower (Book Titles)
- Pilgrim Settlers: May Flower JG
- Mayonnaise (Book Titles)
- Continental Recipes :May O'Nez C
- McCaul (Toronto)
- A McTelephone at McDonald's is used to make a McCaul.
- Meatus (Anatomy)
- "Where is Mike? He said he'd meatus 20 minutes ago!"
- Meditation (Book Titles)
- The Spiritual Life: Ned Itation l
- Medium (Misc)
- A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.
- Meet (Jokes)
- Cannibals like to meat people.
- Megabyte (Book Titles)
- Computer Memories: Meg Abight 7
- Mekong (Geography)
- What the "gorilla your dreams" might say: "Mekong, you Fay Wray."
- Melbourne (Geography)
- You and your brother Mel were born in different hospitals. In which was Melbourne?
- Melodrama (Book Titles)
- Irish Soap Operas: Mel O'Drama A
- Melancholy Baby (Hot Cross Puns)
- What do you get when you cross a dog with a cantaloupe? A melon-collie baby. (d)
- Merlot Vintner (Book Titles)
- Specialty Winemaker: Merle O. Vintner
- Merry Christmas (Book Titles)
- Happy New Year!: Mary Christmas
- Mersey (Geography)
- Please, have Mersey! No more Geography puns!
- Meteor (Astronomy)
- The cow is bigger and heavier, but is it meteor too?
- Meticulous (Book Titles)
- Very Precise: Matt Iculous A
- Metis Surprise (Book Titles)
- Riel Ambush!: May T. Surprise
- Metre (Measures)
- "Cheryl's a really nice person." "Oh, I'd like to metre."
- Mica (Geology)
- "What shall we give Mike?" "Let's give mica new mineral for his collection!"
- Michigan (Book Titles)
- Car Capital Of The World: Mitch Egan JG
- Michigan (Geography)
- "Oh, no! It's Michigan!" "Why does Mitch keep bothering you?"
- Microbes (Book Titles)
- Clothes for Germ Kings: Mike Robes
- Mike Fright (Book Titles)
- Overcoming Nervousness On Radio: Mike Fright JG
- Mike (Names)
- This guy has an attachment to loudspeakers: Mike.
- Milan (Geography)
- A once popular geography song: "This land is your land, this land is Milan ..."
- Miles Away (Book Titles)
- Daddy are We There Yet?: Miles Away
- Militant (Book Titles)
- When's The Revolution?: Millie Tant JG
- Milton (Geography)
- One can always find a copy of "Paradise Lost" in Milton.
- Minas_Basin (Geography)
- A good place to do subtraction is Minas Basin.
- Mindenao (Geography)
- "Can't we go to Minden later?" "No! I want to go to Mindenao!"
- Mine (Military)
- That bomb is not yours, it's mine.
- Mini Blinds (Book Titles)
- Decorating your Mousehole: Minnie Blinds l
- Minimum (Mathematics)
- A very small mother: Minimum.
- Minnesota (Book Titles)
- Many Are Cold, But Few Are Frozen: Minnie Sota JG
- Minnesota (Geography)
- The opposite of a huge soda is a Minnesota.
- Minot (Geography)
- "Come on, we have to go!" "Just a Minot! I have to put away my atlas!"
- Missed (Jokes)
- In some places fog will never be mist.
- Missed the Bus (Book Titles)
- Long Walk: Miss D. Bus j
- Mississauga (Toronto)
- Mr. Auga is married to Mississauga.
- Mississippi (Geography)
- Mr. Zippy is married to Mississippi.
- Missouri (Geography)
- A Geography cliche: Missouri loves company.
- Mistakes & Mishaps (Book Titles)
- Errors and Accidents: Miss Takes and Miss Haps
- Mistletoe (Christmas)
- Instead of athelete's foot, Santa gets mistletoe.
- Moan & Groan (Book Titles)
- Ohh, the Pain, the Pain!: Moe N. Groan
- Moan a Lot (Book Titles)
- The Porn Queen: Mona Lott JG
- Mobile (Geography)
- Is Alabama the place to be if you're young and upwardly Mobile?
- Mohave (Geography)
- "Does Mohave a headache?" "Moe should, after getting beaned by that baseball."
- Moncton (Geography)
- The new monastery should be built in Moncton.
- Monkey (Animals)
- Monks unlock the monastary with a monkey.
- Monterrey (Geography)
- This fish is a manta ray, not a Monterrey!
- Montezuma (Book Titles)
- Mexican Revenge: Monty Zuma
- Monty Carlo (Book Titles)
- Gambling: Monty Carlos
- Moraine (Geography)
- When physical geographers complain about drought, they say "We need Moraine."
- Moravia (Geography)
- "I hate gaining weight!" "Don't worry. It just means there's Moravia to love."
- More Gun Control (Book Titles)
- No More Rifles!: Morgan Control JG
- More is Merrier (Book Titles)
- I Love Crowds: Morris Merrier
- More Reports (Book Titles)
- The TV News Anchorman: Maury Ports JG
- Morocco (Geography)
- "My husband Rocco is getting fat!" "I guess there's Morocco to love."
- Morris (Names)
- Haligonian platitude: "Few is fine, but Morris merrier."
- Mortar (Military)
- Get some mortar so we can patch the roof.
- Moscow (Geography)
- Bovine sculpture made from entirely from moss.
- Motorbike (Jokes)
- What cruises down the riverbed at 60 mph? A motorpike with two side carps.
- Mow this Lawn (Book Titles)
- Cut the Grass!: Moses Lawn b
- MP Cops (Book Titles)
- Enforcing Discipline in the Army: M. P. Copps
- Mu (Greek Letters)
- Greek cows make this noise: Mu.
- Munich (Geography)
- When selecting Charles and Nick, the prof said, "You, Charles and Munich."
- Murphy's Law (Book Titles)
- Wouldn't You Know It: Murphy Slaw JG
- Muscles (Anatomy)
- Oysters and muscles are tasty shellfish.
- My Camel Died (Book Titles)
- Geez, It's Hot!: Mike Hammeldyed j
- My Hat My Coat (Book Titles)
- I Was a Cloakroom Attendant: Mahatma Coate 1
- My Renault (Book Titles)
- French Cars: Myra Neault k
- Mynah Bird (Hot Cross Puns)
- What do you get when you cross a canary with a mole? A miner bird.