Pun Dictionary: N Entries
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- Nantucket (Book Titles)
- East Coast Resorts: Nan Tuckett JG
- Nantucket (Geography)
- "Nan doesn't know how to put the sheet on the bed." "Nantucket under the corners like in the hospitals."
- Navarre (Geography)
- James Bond movie set in Spain: "Never say Navarre again".
- Nay Sayer (Book Titles)
- I Disagree With That!: N. A. Sayer
- NCAA (Book Titles)
- American College Athletics: Nancy Dubblelay JG
- Neck (Anatomy)
- "Thank goodness you've come! You got here just in the neck of time!"
- Needles (Forestry)
- Sewing is easy in a coniferous forest, since needles abound.
- Need the Dough (Expressions)
- Bakers have to work because they knead the dough.
- Need to Know (Expressions)
- Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
- Neon (Chemistry)
- When kneeling to be knighted, a man must put one neon the floor.
- Nepal (Geography)
- One can find this country on a woman's breast: Nepal.
- Neptune (Astronomy)
- A ditty to put you to sleep: Neptune.
- Nereid (Astronomy)
- "Am I far from it?" "No, you're Nereid."
- Nervous tic (Tom Swifty)
- "My neurotic blood-sucking arachnid has put on weight," said Tom, his nervous tic showing again.
- Nervous Wreck (Jokes)
- What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.
- Neuron (Anatomy)
- "Neuron my property! Can't you see the "No Trespassing" sign?"
- Newark (Geography)
- If Noah were reincarnated, he could go to New Jersey to build a Newark.
- Newton (Physics)
- That which replaced the old ton: Newton.
- Nice (Geography)
- A French girl can be a Nice, but never a nephew.
- Nicked Shaving (Book Titles)
- Dull Razor: Nick Shaving JG
- Nicotine (Book Titles)
- Smoker's Cough: Nick O'Teen JG
- Nielson (Toronto)
- "Are you going to knight me now, Dad?" "Nielson, so that I may dub thee Sir Roderick."
- Niger (Geography)
- He got Niger a good mark nor a bad mark in Geography.
- Nile (Geography)
- The Egyptians weren't destroyed, they were a-Nile-ated.
- Nimbus (Meteorology)
- A large vehicle suitable for carrying nims: Nimbus.
- Nipigon (Geography)
- When Mr. Nippy finally left, we said "Nipigon!"
- Nitrogen (Chemistry)
- A drink to consume while rowing long after sunset: Nitrogen.
- No Avail (Book Titles)
- My Lost Causes: Noah Veil
- No Hell No Heaven (Book Titles)
- I'm an Atheist: Noel Noheaven
- No Offence (Book Titles)
- Political Correctness: Noah Fence s
- Noah's Ark (Book Titles)
- The Great Flood: Noah Zark JG
- Node (Astronomy)
- Incorrect past tense of "to know": Node.
- Noel (Christmas)
- ...i, j, k, m, n, o... is the Christmas alphabet because there's Noel.
- Nome (Geography)
- As Bob's wife of 20 years, I think I Nome very well.
- Nor a Lender Be (Book Titles)
- Neither a Borrower: Nora Lender Bee
- North_Stars (Hockey)
- The members of this team moonlight as ships navigator's helpers. North Stars
- Norway (Geography)
- There's Norway I can do 100 geography questions for tomorrow.
- Nose (Anatomy)
- "Nobody nose the troubles I've seen..."
- No Pun Intended (Expressions)
- There was the person who sent ten different puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
- Not Allowed (Book Titles)
- Noise is Forbidden!: Nada Loud
- Not Quite (Book Titles)
- The Economy is Recovering!: Knott Quite l
- Nobody (Jokes)
- Who won the skeleton beauty contest? No body.
- Nova (Astronomy)
- My pet dog got run nova by a truck yesterday.
- Nu (Greek Letters)
- Hi there! What's nu with you?