Pun Dictionary: O Entries

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Official (Jokes)
Oafficial: An idiot in a position of minor power.
Oak (Forestry)
A good place to look for oak trees is Oklahoma.
Oakwood (Toronto)
The tree which gives acorns to squirrels gives Oakwood to us.
Ob (Geography)
Ob course I hab a cold. Why else would I tog this way?
Oberon (Astronomy)
"Where did you put the book?" "Oberon the table there."
Obese (Book Titles)
Overweight Vegetables: O. Beets
Obesity (Book Titles)
I'm Always Hungry: O. B. City JG
Oboe (Music)
A wandering, penniless musician, often called a bum: Oboe.
Obtusely (Tom Swifty)
"But many angles are greater than 90 degrees," said Tom obtusely.
Occident (Geography)
I didn't mean to break the atlas! It was an Occident!
Ocelot (Animals)
We ocelot of money in the stock market crash.
Oder (Geography)
A person who writes odes is an Oder.
Offenbach (Music)
"He'll return in a minute?" "Yes, he's so fast he's Offenbach before you know it."
Oh My Gosh (Book Titles)
Surprised!: Omar Gosh
Oh Say Can You See (Book Titles)
Star Spangled Barrio: Jose Canusee JG
Oh this Leg Hurts (Book Titles)
Pain in My Body: Otis Leghurts
Ohm (Physics)
A cowboy turned physicist likes to sing "Ohm on the Range."
Oil (Cars)
Mechanics at Shakespeare: "Oil's well that end's well."
Oilers (Hockey)
This hockey team is on call in case of a lubrication crisis. Oilers</TD>
OK Corral (Book Titles)
Musical Gunfighters: The Okay Chorale
Olfactory (Book Titles)
Swedish Perfumeries: Ole Factory l
Olive Branch (Book Titles)
The Peace Mission: Olive Branch JG
Olive (Food)
Santa's 10th reindeer was called Olive the Other Reindeer.
Ollie (Names)
Ollie ever wanted was a chance to better his life.
Oman (Geography)
You broke the window? Oman are you ever in big trouble!
Omega (Greek Letters)
"Would you like me to make a cake or cookies?" "Omega cake, please!"
Omicron (Greek Letters)
Omicron is one-millionth of a metre.
One to One (Book Titles)
Personal Tutoring: Juan Touwan A
One Ton (Book Titles)
Two Thousand Pounds!: Juan Ton
Onion (Food)
Ssh! It's time for the President's State of the onion speech!
Onyx (Geology)
Put Nick's book onyx shelf where it belongs.
Opera Maven (Book Titles)
Season Tickets: Oprah Maven l
Operatic Tenor (Book Titles)
Singin' and Shakin': Oprah Tic Tenor l
Orange (Food)
Orange you going to get your homework done?
Orbit (Astronomy)
The day after the famous astronomer died, his orbit-uary appeared in the newspapers.
Oregon (Geography)
A good reason for a mine to close: Oregon.
Orient (Geography)
I hate taking the subway. It always takes a while to Orient myself after I get off.
Orillia (Geography)
Will ya do dis Orillia do dat?
Orkneys (Geography)
The most important leg joints of orcs are Orkneys.
Ornithology (Book Titles)
The Bird Collection: Arnie Thologiei
Osaka (Geography)
How the Japanese begin the American national anthem: "Osaka you see..."
Osgoode (Toronto)
What was Dorothy's opinion of the place where she met the Tin Woodman and Cowardly Lion? "Osgoode."
Oslo (Geography)
Stealing candy from a baby? I never thought he'd sink Oslo as that.
Otter (Animals)
You really otter go and see the zoo sometime.
Ought to Do It (Book Titles)
I Must Fix the Car!: Otto Doit
Out of my way (Book Titles)
Ambulance Driving: Adam Muhway JG
Out of Sight (Book Titles)
He Disappeared!: Otto Sight
Out Standing (Jokes)
An expert farmer is outstanding in her field.
Overall (Clothing)
"To sum it up, clothing sales have shown an overall increase."
Overlea (Toronto)
This test is not fair! The questions are Overlea difficult!
Overtime (Sports)
Do players get time and a half if a game goes into overtime?
Owen Sound (Geography)
"I have a tape of Owen and myself singing. I sound great." "Yes, but how does Owen Sound?"
Owen (Names)
This man is likely to get into debt: Owen.
Owing Cash (Book Titles)
Money Management: Owen Cash o
Ox (Animals)
Ox a silly question, get a silly answer.
Oxus (Geography)
We've studied hard for this test. If you Oxus a question, we'll get the answer right away.
Ozark (Geography)
Ying Oh's Floating Menagerie was dubbed the "Ozark" by a clever punster.


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