Pun Dictionary: O Entries
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- Official (Jokes)
- Oafficial: An idiot in a position of minor power.
- Oak (Forestry)
- A good place to look for oak trees is Oklahoma.
- Oakwood (Toronto)
- The tree which gives acorns to squirrels gives Oakwood to us.
- Ob (Geography)
- Ob course I hab a cold. Why else would I tog this way?
- Oberon (Astronomy)
- "Where did you put the book?" "Oberon the table there."
- Obese (Book Titles)
- Overweight Vegetables: O. Beets
- Obesity (Book Titles)
- I'm Always Hungry: O. B. City JG
- Oboe (Music)
- A wandering, penniless musician, often called a bum: Oboe.
- Obtusely (Tom Swifty)
- "But many angles are greater than 90 degrees," said Tom obtusely.
- Occident (Geography)
- I didn't mean to break the atlas! It was an Occident!
- Ocelot (Animals)
- We ocelot of money in the stock market crash.
- Oder (Geography)
- A person who writes odes is an Oder.
- Offenbach (Music)
- "He'll return in a minute?" "Yes, he's so fast he's Offenbach before you know it."
- Oh My Gosh (Book Titles)
- Surprised!: Omar Gosh
- Oh Say Can You See (Book Titles)
- Star Spangled Barrio: Jose Canusee JG
- Oh this Leg Hurts (Book Titles)
- Pain in My Body: Otis Leghurts
- Ohm (Physics)
- A cowboy turned physicist likes to sing "Ohm on the Range."
- Oil (Cars)
- Mechanics at Shakespeare: "Oil's well that end's well."
- Oilers (Hockey)
- This hockey team is on call in case of a lubrication crisis. Oilers</TD>
- OK Corral (Book Titles)
- Musical Gunfighters: The Okay Chorale
- Olfactory (Book Titles)
- Swedish Perfumeries: Ole Factory l
- Olive Branch (Book Titles)
- The Peace Mission: Olive Branch JG
- Olive (Food)
- Santa's 10th reindeer was called Olive the Other Reindeer.
- Ollie (Names)
- Ollie ever wanted was a chance to better his life.
- Oman (Geography)
- You broke the window? Oman are you ever in big trouble!
- Omega (Greek Letters)
- "Would you like me to make a cake or cookies?" "Omega cake, please!"
- Omicron (Greek Letters)
- Omicron is one-millionth of a metre.
- One to One (Book Titles)
- Personal Tutoring: Juan Touwan A
- One Ton (Book Titles)
- Two Thousand Pounds!: Juan Ton
- Onion (Food)
- Ssh! It's time for the President's State of the onion speech!
- Onyx (Geology)
- Put Nick's book onyx shelf where it belongs.
- Opera Maven (Book Titles)
- Season Tickets: Oprah Maven l
- Operatic Tenor (Book Titles)
- Singin' and Shakin': Oprah Tic Tenor l
- Orange (Food)
- Orange you going to get your homework done?
- Orbit (Astronomy)
- The day after the famous astronomer died, his orbit-uary appeared in the newspapers.
- Oregon (Geography)
- A good reason for a mine to close: Oregon.
- Orient (Geography)
- I hate taking the subway. It always takes a while to Orient myself after I get off.
- Orillia (Geography)
- Will ya do dis Orillia do dat?
- Orkneys (Geography)
- The most important leg joints of orcs are Orkneys.
- Ornithology (Book Titles)
- The Bird Collection: Arnie Thologiei
- Osaka (Geography)
- How the Japanese begin the American national anthem: "Osaka you see..."
- Osgoode (Toronto)
- What was Dorothy's opinion of the place where she met the Tin Woodman and Cowardly Lion? "Osgoode."
- Oslo (Geography)
- Stealing candy from a baby? I never thought he'd sink Oslo as that.
- Otter (Animals)
- You really otter go and see the zoo sometime.
- Ought to Do It (Book Titles)
- I Must Fix the Car!: Otto Doit
- Out of my way (Book Titles)
- Ambulance Driving: Adam Muhway JG
- Out of Sight (Book Titles)
- He Disappeared!: Otto Sight
- Out Standing (Jokes)
- An expert farmer is outstanding in her field.
- Overall (Clothing)
- "To sum it up, clothing sales have shown an overall increase."
- Overlea (Toronto)
- This test is not fair! The questions are Overlea difficult!
- Overtime (Sports)
- Do players get time and a half if a game goes into overtime?
- Owen Sound (Geography)
- "I have a tape of Owen and myself singing. I sound great." "Yes, but how does Owen Sound?"
- Owen (Names)
- This man is likely to get into debt: Owen.
- Owing Cash (Book Titles)
- Money Management: Owen Cash o
- Ox (Animals)
- Ox a silly question, get a silly answer.
- Oxus (Geography)
- We've studied hard for this test. If you Oxus a question, we'll get the answer right away.
- Ozark (Geography)
- Ying Oh's Floating Menagerie was dubbed the "Ozark" by a clever punster.