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Cat Humour
If you know what is good for you, don't get caught reading any of these, let alone laughing at them. Punishment for Offenses to Dignity can be severe!From the Set of Bad Pets Lists
| The Bad Kitty List | Updated March 11, 2008. |
| The Bad (Cat) Human List | Updated March 11, 2010. |
| Rules for Cats who Have a House to Run | Updated May 6, 2002 |
| Rules for Cats who Have a House to Run | Now in PDF format for easy printing! |
Cat Humour Files
| A Cat's Busy Day | A cute "photostory" of a cat's day. |
| The Cat Brain | ASCII text diagram of a cat's brain |
| Cat Movies | Movie titles from a cat's perspective |
| How to bathe your cat | How to keep your hide relatively whole |
| A Cat Owner's Prayer | What all the slaves must recite daily |
| Cat Poems | Some poetry about cats |
| Cat Haiku | Very pertinent observations in haiku form |
| Stormy on the Fridge | A cat I used to have liked to perch here |
| Graduate Students | How grad students and cats are similar |
| Personality disorders | Humourous "Top 10" guide |
| Defy gravity | Using a cat and buttered bread! |
| Cat philosophy | Brief summary of their attitude |
| How to wake up humans | Moment by moment description of a master at work |
| The Mysterious SumKitty | A mythical creature, or is it? |
| Cats vs Dogs | Why cats are better than dogs |
| Rules for Stray Cats | How to adopt humans |
| Some cat-related quotes | By people who know about cats |
| Feline Laws of Physics | Physics as applied to cats |
| Golf Rules for Felines | How cats would improve the game |
| A cat's diary | "Excerpts" from a cat's diary |
| Cat Miracle Diet | Another way to drive the humans crazy! |
| Cat Guide to Humans | Information that all cats should know about slaves |
| Cat's Revenge | How a cat got revenge on a car trip |
| How to Medicate a Cat | How to give your cat a pill (two versions!) Updated January 20, 2002. |
| And God Created Cat | The "uncensored" version of Genesis |
| Roller Poopies | A fun game for cats with nothing else to do |
| My hungry cats | An article I wrote for Cats Magazine |
| The Cat Sat on the Mat | How some religions might explain this phrase |
| Quiz for Cat Ownees | How well do you know your cat? |
| Cat Pill Image | Giving your cat a pill, from Jay Grauer |
| Wrapping a present | How to wrap a Christmas present, with the "help" of a cat. |
| Clean the toilet | The dog suggests a mean way to clean the toilet... |
| Feline Olympics | Some possible Olympic sports for the cats |
Cat-Related Sites
| Bow Wows & Meows by Bruce Robinson | "BOW WOWS & MEOWS® Cartoons are funny dog & cat cartoons - endorsed by
Mort Walker (creator, 'Beetle Bailey'), Glenn McCoy (co-creator, 'The
Flying McCoys'), Leigh Rubin (creator, 'Rubes'), Brian Basset (creator,
'Red & Rover'), Kevin Fagan (creator, 'Drabble'), Fred Travalena (comedian,
impressionist) and other famous humorists!".
Click on an image (supplied and and used with permission by the artist) to see the full-sized version. 
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| My life with Leo | Leo the cat's semi-fictional interactions with his humans. |
| Positively Felis Catus | A site about a human's cats. |
| Memos to our cats | In a similar vein to my Bad Kitty List, these are "memos" we could write to our not-so-well-behaved cats... |
| Cats Opzijnbest (cat-related links) | Links to a number of cat-related sites, mostly in Dutch. Added April 15, 2009. |
| Flippy's Cat Page | 2800 pages of cat-related stuff. Quite a piece of work! Added October 4, 2008. |
| Cats Guide to Love | Two cats' guide to love. A sweet site! Added September 12, 2008. |
| Cat fanciers | Another great source of cat links |
| About.com: Cats. | Nicely laid out, with good links. |
| The Cat Site. | Lots of useful stuff, including humour. |
| The Malcolm Cat Protection Society | (based in Cyprus!) |
| Garfield by Jim Davis. | The popular cartoon that seems to have been around forever! |
| Kitty Cam | Watch the fuzzballs in action. |
| Pets Square | A very comprehensive directory of links for all sorts of pets. This page is for cats. |
| Gracie's World | Lots of pictures of cats, as well as comments and other light humour. |
| Clyde 2.0 | Clyde the cat has some fun and games to enjoy. |
| Blue Gem Siamese Cat breeders | Lots of pictures of beautiful Siamese cats (Boston MA area) |
| Know Your Cat | More information about cats. You can even add a picture of your master! |
| Ask Bogey | Ask Bogey the cat a question and he will send you an answer. |
| Talking Cats | Pictures of cats with amusing comments in captions. |
| For Cats Only | Cats can get their humans to e-mail pictures and advice or stories for other cats. Based in Denmark. |
| Pet Care Site | A new site with some information on pet care, with more to come |
Cat Pictures Sites
| Cat Pictures | New cat pictures posted daily. Cute and amusing. |
| My cat hates you | Pictures of cats with sneers, frowns and scowls. Hilarious! |
| Stuff on my cat | More Cats without any Dignity: people put stuff on them and take pictures of them. A scream! |
| The Amazing Cat Collection | Even more funny cat pictures! So many funny cats out there... |
| Ugly Cats | "This website is for all the cat lovers out there that have a "beauty challenged" cat and would like to share a comical picture of it with the world." Just getting started as of June, 2006. |
| Funny Cats | Some more amusing picture of cats from around the globe. |
Please inform me of any stale links!